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Gesirisi 35 points ago +35 / -0

A nice cell with a couch, books, good food, access to write and receive letters, etc.

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TheJimmReaper 16 points ago +16 / -0

Probably house arrest... only it would be on his whole entire fucking island because Rich People

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SobekRa 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Helipad, private marina, rape dungeon, wine cellar, jacu...

" JEFF"

"... What"

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Gesirisi 4 points ago +4 / -0

lmaoo

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edxzxz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe lower the voltage on his testicle clamps for half an hour each day?

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JohnTitor2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

and internet porn.