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Visceroth 300 points ago +304 / -4

Ear prints are inconclusive. We're gonna need to compare their analprints.

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milhouseisameme 82 points ago +82 / -0

It’s gonna cost about 50 million to do the studies plus another 500 million in foreign aid

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Whimpy13 33 points ago +33 / -0

We need to run some tests in space to see if lobg time in zero gravity affects the puckering of the anus. Maybe Mars too if it's to be settled one day. 🤔

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JKillen 27 points ago +27 / -0

Now I realize what all those bs programs were for:

Money Laundering

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chahn1138 17 points ago +17 / -0

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

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Atldtw 14 points ago +14 / -0

Maybe the cameras in the jail went out so the could spring him.

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Wankerton 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just give the job to big mike. He will know!

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my_pw_is_password 3 points ago +3 / -0

We can only pass the budget for this along with all that money for our foreign office swamp workers to distribute.

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deleted 16 points ago +17 / -1
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Dahnald2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

Penis inspection day foiled again

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GlacialSpeed 17 points ago +17 / -0

EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF

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Tseliteiv 9 points ago +9 / -0

So this is really what they meant when they labeled it as $10m for gender studies...

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Carcer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Had, they are sending it to Pakistan instead :P

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MAGA_100X 10 points ago +10 / -0

Here's a REAL picture of his anus:

https://i.postimg.cc/HLMbR9p7/1.jpg

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OGRapHat 3 points ago +3 / -0

IT BURNS!

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Visceroth 9 points ago +9 / -0

Risky click

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FutureMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Urgh, you were right.

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RoosterHeadBad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Meh. I’ve seen worse.

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Hanging_Chad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Inverted nipplul

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sgt_richard 8 points ago +8 / -0

Call in the balloon knot autists!!!!

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SaltySlug 6 points ago +6 / -0

My balloon knot has been hacked

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Mtnlion667 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hope they at least bought you a drink first!

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Visceroth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Worst fappening ever!

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Da11en47 5 points ago +5 / -0

That work belongs on Discovery channels Dirtyjobs

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Donlurker 3 points ago +3 / -0

All you

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Visceroth 4 points ago +4 / -0

Need to get those fancy toilets into the prison system

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Duskraven 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this a SmartPipe reference lmfao

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Visceroth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that what they're calling those toilets that identify your anus and store it in the cloud? The ones Rand posted about.

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V43_of_ii_dim 3 points ago +3 / -0

SmartPipe is a Registered Sex Offender: https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ

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ChadSwans07 75 points ago +76 / -1

WHY IS THERE A PICTURE IN THE FIRST PLACE? WHO TOOK IT? HOW DID THEY KNOW WHO HE WAS? THE PICTURE IS MEANT TO FOOL THE WORLD HE IS DEAD. HE LIVES!

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zujar_man 25 points ago +26 / -1

CIA for sure got him out. They'd have the pull at the jail gate and the swamp is deep enough to get it rubber stamped with the higher ups.

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AmericaDown 10 points ago +12 / -2

Yeah, the "CIA" and not at all the mossad. They're all such pathetic degenerates that always hide and obscure and cover up because they can't stand being discovered as the degenerate and pathetic incompetents that they are.

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NeverCommunism 68 points ago +69 / -1

Heard it was Clinton’s brother... look same. I believe it.

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GorillaChannel1 [S] 39 points ago +39 / -0

Yeah man. I forgot he died around that time.

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Mad_Maximo 29 points ago +29 / -0

Man, imagine if the MAGA team did that to send a message to Clinton to not run again in 2020.

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Based_in_Space 18 points ago +18 / -0

turn about's..., you know, then thing, c'mon, man!

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Pres_Trump 13 points ago +15 / -2

Bourdain.

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Londonrain 9 points ago +9 / -0

Heard the same thing, he looks just like this too. The only issue with the image of him on the gurney is you cannot see his chin, this would make it a lot easier to decide.

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Northernrebel 47 points ago +51 / -4

He's hiding in isreal, probably with a Teenager on his lap right now

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Northernrebel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Appears that the (((normies))) disagree with my statement

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sleepydude 39 points ago +39 / -0

Laugh lines are missing too. Dehydration would likely make them more pronounced.

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fponick 0 points ago +1 / -1

I guess the laugh lines WOULD be missing ... 🥴

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Aedenwolf187 34 points ago +36 / -2

Dead Epstein is actually dead Anthony Bourdain... change my mind

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AmericaDown 11 points ago +13 / -2

Holy crap! unless that above autopsy picture is doctored … look at the ear

Then again, Bourdain was supposedly cremated.

It seems far fetched that it was Bourdain, but clearly it is not Epstein if the image is not doctored, but on the other hand I would not at all put it past them, especially if Bourdain was embalmed and only died roughly 14 months earlier.

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Aedenwolf187 13 points ago +13 / -0

I've also heard stories of Bourdain getting pinched and snitching on Schiff for an incident at some hotel in California, I can't remember the name off the top of my head, possibly kept alive for testimony and hung for gross human rights abuses and swapped for Epstein. Super conspiracy theory tin foil hat kind of deal but I like to use my imagination

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lucifer_fit_deus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Chateau Marmont

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Aedenwolf187 4 points ago +4 / -0

The nose too, looks exactly like the dead Epstein

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Patriot_MAINIAC 26 points ago +26 / -0

Well now, what a plot twist.......though some of us were expecting it.

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Financial_mom 26 points ago +26 / -0

wow Epstein really didn't kill himself

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isellmacs2 19 points ago +19 / -0

There is a reason the meme is "Epstein didn't kill himself" and not "Epstein was murdered."

Everybody knows that his death was a hoax. We just don't know if he flipped and went into witness protection, or if his backers got him sprung.

Might just find out in the next few weeks.

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sleepydude 18 points ago +18 / -0

The eyebrow is different too.

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RainingFrogs 17 points ago +17 / -0

That's a different motherfucker right there.

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DeplorableKatie 12 points ago +12 / -0

Alright!! Nothing to see here! Please disperse!

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guten_morgen 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought the same thing!

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Troof 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nordberg did it!

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Mona1950 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's fucking weird!

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BlackFolk 9 points ago +9 / -0

So there is footage? I’m confused.

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Deadsilos 13 points ago +14 / -1

We all know we are being lied to...and yet we aren’t doing much about it...

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TrumpChampBelt 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not even convinced that's a real dead body. Not grey enough.

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AmericaDown 4 points ago +5 / -1

if the body they used was embalmed and prepared for viewing it would have been made to look lifelike.

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TrumpChampBelt 4 points ago +5 / -1

The image of the "body" was taken at the prison. How would they have been able to embalm in the prison lol

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Sporadica 3 points ago +3 / -0

Body swap.

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AmericaDown 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you are misunderstanding, I am saying at if this is actually a picture of him shortly after death and in the prison, they could have brought in an embalmed body, specifically to give the impression that he had just died. Corpses don't immediately go white. it takes some time for the blood to drain from the upper strata and settle in the lower, which causes the pale look.

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TrumpChampBelt 1 point ago +1 / -0

That may not even be a dead guy on that stretcher. But I sure don't think it's Eastern.

I guess we find out some day soon.

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AmericaDown 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you look at the ear structure, it's 100% not Epstein, regardless of who it is.

But I have going on 0% confidence we will ever find out. We still don't know why Obama forged his birth certificate even though Trump is in perfect position to release that. And we still don't know anything of value about the Las Vegas shooting of what would likely be mostly Trump supporters. And that's just a few of the things we know next to nothing about. Hell, Trump also didn't release all Kennedy papers, even though I also have next to zero confidence that the people who did it didn't already scrub the whole record just like they scrub other records when they get wind fo the fact that someone is digging in records that will expose something.

I recall a specific event, not the exact topic though, where a journalist was blogging about his investigation into something … I think maybe Iraq war WMD lie related … and was saying that he is going to look into some records at the Georgetown Library in a day or two… long story short, he had evidentiary proof that someone literally went to the Georgetown Library and removed only the records he was looking for … the very day before he went and after he said he was going to go look.

I wish I could remember who and what exactly or if I kept a record of that. Note to future self, ALWAYS make a permanent record of things that seem interesting.

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Johnfox13 12 points ago +12 / -0

That nose is seriously off

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newchina 11 points ago +11 / -0

FFS. It’s TONY RODHAM! This has been bunked.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tony Rodham’s ear for comparison.

https://i.maga.host/fTLoIhA.png

Rotated and cropped only. Original NY Times photo archived here:

https://archive.is/gtUkF

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MakeAPlan 10 points ago +10 / -0

How many fucking people are in on these fucking lies? Look at all the agents? Each one of them would know+ probably their whole fucking department. How does this shit stay quiet?

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worldowedexplanation 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everyone has a price. My sister is a Federal investigator (not FBI). She testifies in court in trials, she is righteous and moral — but trust me, she has a price, and if someone made her an offer she couldn’t refuse she would gladly lie in a case or lose some evidence. It’s human nature, we all have bills and a mortgage.

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RC22 7 points ago +7 / -0

And now you know how facial recognition works. All you need is some silly putty

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BlackFolk 1 point ago +2 / -1

Silly putty for what?

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RC22 4 points ago +5 / -1

Change your contour silly

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Uh-hickabuh 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not to mention his brow being a completely different shape

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nomoresoy 6 points ago +6 / -0

glad you guys are catching on, this is old news my man

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GorillaChannel1 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep. Saw this a few days or so after he 'hung himself'. This place used to be way more research oriented, but isn't anymore.

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NC_patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dead guy has more sun damage.

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NinjaSquirrel 5 points ago +5 / -0

The swelling would be plausible if they found his body 36hrs after death. I don’t think bloating happens that fast but I’m not a pathologist or coroner.

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Sporadica 2 points ago +2 / -0

It doesn't happen that fast. The security rotation I think we every 15 minutes for a check. So say he hung himself right after the last check walked by and want found until the next. Along with emergency response time maybe an hour from hanging to hospital

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traveravis 5 points ago +5 / -0

The ear is 30 degrees out of rotation

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lucifer_fit_deus 4 points ago +5 / -1

Holy shit. That’s Tony Rodham on the gurney.

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

quick google search for Tony's images turns out he actually does have quite the Epstein look-alike going on w/ certain angles..

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TheTudes 4 points ago +5 / -1

Oh 2020 is the year that just keeps on giving....

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Trumpticusprime 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know what makes me think its true, Trump wished Jizzlane Maxwell well... why would Trump a staunch anti pedo warrior do that to someone who is quite clearly involved in some shady shit? Perhaps Maxwell was taken in for protection. On the outside she is easily snubbed out. Epstein gives evidences, Maxwell corroborates. Both offered protection.

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Bonami 4 points ago +4 / -0

And the photos are taken inside a fire station, not in a hospital setting nor a prison. They took him out a side door IMO.

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chahn1138 3 points ago +3 / -0

The idea that the American People need to have certain Truths kept from them for them to be happy is a LIE and a JOKE. The end result is we are Gas-Lit and in TROUBLE!

Treaties agreed to be kept secret and new weapon designs....nothing else should be hidden from the American People!

Are we to think that Epstein is alive somewhere? W-T-F???

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redditbiggay 3 points ago +3 / -0

These are uniquely identifiable, too. If the ears don't match that's not him period.

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Emperorvoid 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mother fuckers, I love you! When this shit happened and these things came out, I thought for sure the deep state got him out alive and were hiding him, but over time I began to doubt that, and now it seems maybe he did get out, but it wasn't the deepstate that did it. Nostalgic feelgood drunk feeling atm. Well, drunk cause I started drinking early. I rarely drink. In fact I am a light weight, so perhaps I started too early?

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GorillaChannel1 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Military has him. Military, specifically Marines, are the key.

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SerBarristanBOLD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Epstein probably had a dead mans switch. If he were murdered, then all the blackmail he had collected would come out. It would have been in the best interest of all the pedos to keep him alive to prevent the dead mans switch. Also in their best interest to get him out so he can’t be made to testify. Epstein didn’t kill himself. Epstein didn’t die.

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GorillaChannel1 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude had DVD's full of video of Pedophiles molesting kids on Pedo Island. Whole place was wired. Probably a Mossad operation.

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GorillaChannel1 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think he is free, but he isn't dead. Most likely will be a witness. The second act of Trump's presidency is going to be fire.

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GorillaChannel1 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ghislaine's father was Mossad and she has a submarine pilot and helicopter pilots license, yet sits in prison.

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TheMAGAlorian787 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, that looks nothing like him!

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jigglyp33n 3 points ago +3 / -0

The snopes article makes a compelling case for this being real because they posit that your ears randomly mutate when you're old with zero sauce. Lmao sure buddy, that's way more believable than "somebody lied."

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DrinktheCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Gorilla Channelis hands-down my favorite fake news story about Trump. So absurd!

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Canadean 3 points ago +3 / -0

it was obvious when they incinerated the body then killed the pathologist before anyone could verify

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ausglitsch 2 points ago +2 / -0

good fucking catch. got anything else for me?

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GorillaChannel1 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is old research, not my doing. Lots of old research out there.

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TrumpFan26 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lin Wood said that he isn't dead.we'll see what more will come out.

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ikeepforgettingname 2 points ago +5 / -3

The head and face swells when hung. Can we keep conspiracies on Conspiracy.win sub. We do not need Trump supporters or people who know there was voter fraud being labeled conspiracy theorist right now.

More conspiracies will continue to be promoted on this site to devalue actual information and to slowly erode trust in the site by the normies. Essentially this is how big tech slowly ruins other sites, small things like this that build into chaos.

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MAGA_4EVER 9 points ago +10 / -1

Does that change the shape of your ears?

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ikeepforgettingname 0 points ago +3 / -3

Blood swelling to ears absolutely does. Conspiracies need to be kept on the Conspiracy.win site big tech has already spent years convinced people “conspiracy theory” means it is hogwash, so people can be dismissive of you anytime you try to discuss a literal conspiracy theory. Right now while the MSM and Big Tech are trying to claim Voter Fraud is just that, this site does not need anything to help support their claims.

In the last few days, I've seen just that an influx of conspiracies like 9/11 was a missile not a jet, this Epstein one, and several minor theories. No verifiable data right now at this very important moment for Trump supporters we don't need anything that will provide ammo to the opposition.

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mordhaus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Literally nobody, including the left, thinks that Epstein killed himself in that jail cell.

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MAGA_4EVER 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, that's fine because I believe much the same. The thing is stuff like this shouldn't be censored because that makes people focus on it more.

I also don't see how he could have swelled so quickly if this was right after he'd died

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AmericanScholar373 0 points ago +1 / -1

Also lighting and shadows... I don't think Epstein killed himself, he's probably in witness protection, but I really can't stand these conspiracy101 ms-paint forensics posts.

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Two_Scoops__ -2 points ago +1 / -3

it stopped being a "conspiracy" when Lin Wood just claimed he's alive.

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Gmelindag 1 point ago +1 / -0

That looks like some pretty good evidence! Who killed the other Guy?

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murph1953 1 point ago +2 / -1

This toilet recognizes your butthole and uploads photos to the cloud

https://mashable.com/article/smart-toilet-analprint-scan/

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codesherpa 0 points ago +1 / -1

This is Ancient Aliens technology, no way humans could have invented this.

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NanaQ45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tony Rodham. Killery's brother...look his pic up.

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GorillaChannel1 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your nose is cartilage and muscles relaxing wouldn't curve your nose. And this certainly doesn't explain the ear creases being totally different.

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Bedminster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those were also not FDNY medic I'll bet. They were CIA or Mossad agents.