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Visceroth 300 points ago +304 / -4

Ear prints are inconclusive. We're gonna need to compare their analprints.

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milhouseisameme 82 points ago +82 / -0

It’s gonna cost about 50 million to do the studies plus another 500 million in foreign aid

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Whimpy13 33 points ago +33 / -0

We need to run some tests in space to see if lobg time in zero gravity affects the puckering of the anus. Maybe Mars too if it's to be settled one day. 🤔

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JKillen 27 points ago +27 / -0

Now I realize what all those bs programs were for:

Money Laundering

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Wankerton 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just give the job to big mike. He will know!

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my_pw_is_password 3 points ago +3 / -0

We can only pass the budget for this along with all that money for our foreign office swamp workers to distribute.

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Dahnald2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

Penis inspection day foiled again

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GlacialSpeed 17 points ago +17 / -0

EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF

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Tseliteiv 9 points ago +9 / -0

So this is really what they meant when they labeled it as $10m for gender studies...

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Carcer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Had, they are sending it to Pakistan instead :P

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MAGA_100X 10 points ago +10 / -0

Here's a REAL picture of his anus:

https://i.postimg.cc/HLMbR9p7/1.jpg

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OGRapHat 3 points ago +3 / -0

IT BURNS!

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Visceroth 9 points ago +9 / -0

Risky click

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FutureMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Urgh, you were right.

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RoosterHeadBad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Meh. I’ve seen worse.

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Hanging_Chad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Inverted nipplul

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sgt_richard 8 points ago +8 / -0

Call in the balloon knot autists!!!!

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SaltySlug 6 points ago +6 / -0

My balloon knot has been hacked

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Mtnlion667 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hope they at least bought you a drink first!

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Visceroth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Worst fappening ever!

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Da11en47 5 points ago +5 / -0

That work belongs on Discovery channels Dirtyjobs

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Donlurker 3 points ago +3 / -0

All you

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Visceroth 4 points ago +4 / -0

Need to get those fancy toilets into the prison system

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Duskraven 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this a SmartPipe reference lmfao

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Visceroth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that what they're calling those toilets that identify your anus and store it in the cloud? The ones Rand posted about.

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