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posted ago by VinnyMAGA ago by VinnyMAGA +401 / -0

I was at the doctor and he asked if I got my flu vaccine.

Doc: You get your flu vaccine this year?

Me: Nope.

Doc: Why not?

Me: I thought these stupid masks were supposed to make us invincible.

Doc: Funny thing about the virus it can go like this (he than uses his finger like a flu virus and has it float in the air, around my mask). The virus can go around your mask like this.

Me: ha! So can Covid so why are we even wearing this crap than?

Doc: (lol) holds fist to the sky and says 'You got me on that one'!

It was fucking awesome!

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OldGloryUnfurled 22 points ago +22 / -0

You guys have to realize that the doctors MUST comply with the masking rules and procedures because they can and will lose their medical license for expressing facts against it. You know masks dont work for virus transmission, they know it too.

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priestessnico 10 points ago +10 / -0

They have to comply because the citizenry is generally retarded and are turned into attack dogs by the fake news and WILL try to ruin medical careers that aren't aligning with the new dogma. In effect, you have citizens who should be the ones PROTESTING and PROTECTING the medical personnel acting as mental brown shirts for tyrants. Another consequence of losing the infowar badly.

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's go get Alphabet and Twitter right now. Who's with me?

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jerrycan111 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep. We are all marching into hell because everyone is too scared of losing their job

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Gesirisi 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think everyone is too scared of losing their jobs and then nothing changes. It'd be one thing if they knew EVERYONE would step up with them together at once and express the truth. But going out on a limb alone, getting fired, and the world still spirals into shit isn't helping anyone, so people just accept a dick in their ass and move on.

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jerrycan111 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol that's fine man. It will only get worse. I only have to wait for the support

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Mesmer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Im a newly licensed Doctor in Norway. Had my first job last spring, but due to a Family situation I decided to stop working for a while. I really want to return to work now, and I know I can easily find a position, but I feel discouraged returning to work because of what you correctly stated.

We must comply to what the health ministry has laid out. There is no room to move. If you go against their narrative, even when demonstrably false, you will lose your license.

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OldGloryUnfurled 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am not a medical professional and this is common knowledge to me. I have seen what happens to the "rogue" doctors who go outside of the socially-accepted farces to promote alternative ideas...such as the limited ability for masks to help against the spread of viruses outside of a clean room. Even then if a virus or something is involved, I imagine the PPE would be positive pressure garments and filtration systems.... not a thin mask which is best to catch spittle and such.

Anyways, I hope you can get back into it. Stay safe out there and thank you for what you have done, do now and will do in the future for us.

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Mesmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

The orthodoxy of Medicine is almost impossible to change and those who dare question the Status quo are sent to the asylum, just ask Ignaz Semmelweis.

On masks, Danish Mask Study found no effect. Even if PPE prevents the spread of a viral infection, which I dont know, it's not something that should be forced on people.

Dr. Hope-Simpson, after studying the seasonality of virus infections for 50 years, was able to correlate latitude with influenzal viral spread in populations, with Corona, sharing almost the exact patters. The Curves we now see on Corona matches his findings to a tea. Masks and lockdowns have had almost no impact on this at all. But, he is not an "accepted" expert like the highly qualified Dr. Fauxi

The problem in medicine is not just the idiotic mask mandates, but more core dogmas of Medicine which are just plainly wrong. Not to mention the Replication crisis... The biggest problem in modern medicine is the inability to deal with Heart disease and Diabetes, of which the "Diet-heart hypothesis" is the core fallacy, which prevents any meaningful change. If you are interested in finding out more on this topic I recommend an Engineer "Ivor Cummins". Btw, he has also been covering the Viral Hysteria since may, having many prominent scientists and even Nobel Laureates on his podcast.

Thanks for you good wished, and I do hope that I can apply my knowledge to the benefit of those who come to seek my help.

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BasedInFact 3 points ago +3 / -0

This, this lunatic, obsequious, totalitarian hellscape of lies, is what “science” is to the Left.

I genuinely don’t want violence, but at this point, this will likely only end with bullets.

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DeadOverRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have a feeling there might be some change if every doctor quit rather than pushing the new religion as science.

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TrumpIsTheVictor 9 points ago +9 / -0

You should have responded:

Why should I take the flu vaccine if the flu no longer exists? The masks and social distancing killed the flu, doctor"

lol

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jackdaniels 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the way!

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FromSethWithLove 4 points ago +4 / -0

He should've said, "You should ask the CCP, I'm just a doctor!"

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Fatpass21 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Maybe he was just indulging you. It's not his job to teach you about conspiracies, it is his job to bill your insurance for the maximum acceptable costs