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posted ago by VinnyMAGA ago by VinnyMAGA +401 / -0

I was at the doctor and he asked if I got my flu vaccine.

Doc: You get your flu vaccine this year?

Me: Nope.

Doc: Why not?

Me: I thought these stupid masks were supposed to make us invincible.

Doc: Funny thing about the virus it can go like this (he than uses his finger like a flu virus and has it float in the air, around my mask). The virus can go around your mask like this.

Me: ha! So can Covid so why are we even wearing this crap than?

Doc: (lol) holds fist to the sky and says 'You got me on that one'!

It was fucking awesome!

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DeadOverRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have a feeling there might be some change if every doctor quit rather than pushing the new religion as science.