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FuckRioters 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lefties have some REALLY weird fetishes.

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PrussianShrooms 3 points ago +3 / -0

ANALPRINT

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Isaiah53 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

"The New Star Mapping App"

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Smegmaless2 7 points ago +7 / -0

*Brown Star Mapping App

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alfredbester 10 points ago +10 / -0

I just ate lunch at Chili's. You may want to stay well back of my event horizon.

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BlancheNegre 7 points ago +8 / -1

My analprint is unidentifiable because I'm walking around with hemorroids the size of baseballs for a third of the year.

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Okie_Life 6 points ago +6 / -0

Now a toilet that can analyze poop might be good for medical purposes, but there is no way I will let there be a camera watching me poop. Those weird freaks definitely will use it for their kinks.

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chlofefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

and the footage gets stored in a cloud...? yeah no

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yanksali 5 points ago +6 / -1

He hasn’t said he will object to electors. If he doesn’t then he is another phony

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Goozmania 6 points ago +6 / -0

What he won't tell you is after he got attacked by his neighbor, he upgraded his entire security system with analprint verification.

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MooseKnukl3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dont forget the 3.8million for weekly anal bleaching

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MAGAlikethis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck you, Rand. Rand basically believes so much in states rights that he believes it's a state's right to cheat an election and there should be no checks and balances. Rand Paul is a defeatist and a coward who is telling other members of Congress not to object https://streamable.com/o4a7ha

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muslimporn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Germans have toilets with a shelf so they can inspect their stools first, marvel at them and evaluate if they might have any signs of ailing health.

These smart toilets seem to be in the same vane. The toilet of the future will consist of something like this...

"You have deposited 274 grams of solid waste. What will be four dollars ninety two cents. To round it up to five dollars, would you like a health report? Thank you. Here is you health report. You have mostly been eating ham, dairy products and bread. Also, you have AIDs."

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Thewickersnipper 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the China virus is so bad we need to shut churches, schools and businesses down why not use all that money for more hospitals, vaccines, masks, etc.? Wouldn’t that be more important than anything else if they truly believed the China virus was so bad? I want my money back!

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psybrnaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

This blatant theft of our money for these obscenely stupid expenses is more enraging every day... we must stop this madness

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PrussianShrooms 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish I could get some federal moolah to study the effects of long term playing of video games. I can be the control group who doesn't play, my oldest can be one group who plays minimal amounts while the youngest plays the most.

I think about 5.5 million would work

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Groundpounder 2 points ago +2 / -0

We’re taking you down town to take some prints.. ANAL prints... disrobe and have a seat on that ink pad 👮‍♀️

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm kinda torn on this issue. On one hand I hate that my tax money is poorly spent. On the other hand I'm pretty possessive over my toilet and don't want just any asshole shitting it up. If there was some sort of centralized asshole registry and some asshole clogged my toilet I'd have some recourse. As it sits now I have had to make my own manual registry. The Fappening really helped "flesh out" the celebrity section but I'm having a difficult time with cooperation with my friends and neighbors providing pictures of their bungholes.