Now a toilet that can analyze poop might be good for medical purposes, but there is no way I will let there be a camera watching me poop. Those weird freaks definitely will use it for their kinks.
Fuck you, Rand. Rand basically believes so much in states rights that he believes it's a state's right to cheat an election and there should be no checks and balances. Rand Paul is a defeatist and a coward who is telling other members of Congress not to object https://streamable.com/o4a7ha
Germans have toilets with a shelf so they can inspect their stools first, marvel at them and evaluate if they might have any signs of ailing health.
These smart toilets seem to be in the same vane. The toilet of the future will consist of something like this...
"You have deposited 274 grams of solid waste. What will be four dollars ninety two cents. To round it up to five dollars, would you like a health report? Thank you. Here is you health report. You have mostly been eating ham, dairy products and bread. Also, you have AIDs."
If the China virus is so bad we need to shut churches, schools and businesses down why not use all that money for more hospitals, vaccines, masks, etc.? Wouldn’t that be more important than anything else if they truly believed the China virus was so bad? I want my money back!
I wish I could get some federal moolah to study the effects of long term playing of video games. I can be the control group who doesn't play, my oldest can be one group who plays minimal amounts while the youngest plays the most.
I'm kinda torn on this issue. On one hand I hate that my tax money is poorly spent. On the other hand I'm pretty possessive over my toilet and don't want just any asshole shitting it up. If there was some sort of centralized asshole registry and some asshole clogged my toilet I'd have some recourse. As it sits now I have had to make my own manual registry. The Fappening really helped "flesh out" the celebrity section but I'm having a difficult time with cooperation with my friends and neighbors providing pictures of their bungholes.
Lefties have some REALLY weird fetishes.
ANALPRINT
"The New Star Mapping App"
*Brown Star Mapping App
I just ate lunch at Chili's. You may want to stay well back of my event horizon.
My analprint is unidentifiable because I'm walking around with hemorroids the size of baseballs for a third of the year.
Now a toilet that can analyze poop might be good for medical purposes, but there is no way I will let there be a camera watching me poop. Those weird freaks definitely will use it for their kinks.
and the footage gets stored in a cloud...? yeah no
He hasn’t said he will object to electors. If he doesn’t then he is another phony
What he won't tell you is after he got attacked by his neighbor, he upgraded his entire security system with analprint verification.
Dont forget the 3.8million for weekly anal bleaching
Fuck you, Rand. Rand basically believes so much in states rights that he believes it's a state's right to cheat an election and there should be no checks and balances. Rand Paul is a defeatist and a coward who is telling other members of Congress not to object https://streamable.com/o4a7ha
Germans have toilets with a shelf so they can inspect their stools first, marvel at them and evaluate if they might have any signs of ailing health.
These smart toilets seem to be in the same vane. The toilet of the future will consist of something like this...
"You have deposited 274 grams of solid waste. What will be four dollars ninety two cents. To round it up to five dollars, would you like a health report? Thank you. Here is you health report. You have mostly been eating ham, dairy products and bread. Also, you have AIDs."
If the China virus is so bad we need to shut churches, schools and businesses down why not use all that money for more hospitals, vaccines, masks, etc.? Wouldn’t that be more important than anything else if they truly believed the China virus was so bad? I want my money back!
This blatant theft of our money for these obscenely stupid expenses is more enraging every day... we must stop this madness
I wish I could get some federal moolah to study the effects of long term playing of video games. I can be the control group who doesn't play, my oldest can be one group who plays minimal amounts while the youngest plays the most.
I think about 5.5 million would work
We’re taking you down town to take some prints.. ANAL prints... disrobe and have a seat on that ink pad 👮♀️
I'm kinda torn on this issue. On one hand I hate that my tax money is poorly spent. On the other hand I'm pretty possessive over my toilet and don't want just any asshole shitting it up. If there was some sort of centralized asshole registry and some asshole clogged my toilet I'd have some recourse. As it sits now I have had to make my own manual registry. The Fappening really helped "flesh out" the celebrity section but I'm having a difficult time with cooperation with my friends and neighbors providing pictures of their bungholes.