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posted ago by PilgrimFarAway ago by PilgrimFarAway +205 / -1

Is what the leftists will be SCREAMING at their TVs. In dazed amazement and desperation, they look to salvation from Nancy. Nancy is screeching and her upper teeth just fell out. Pence looks on completely unfazed. GEOTUS is walking up on stage at that very moment to the thunderous roar of USA! USA! USA!

How we get to that moment, I just don't know. I do know that I have a 40% anticipation that this moment occurs.

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RobezTobez 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think i just bust a nut

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goodguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm buying stock in tissue companies.

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ChristiAnarchist 1 point ago +2 / -1

The “ Nancy’s teeth flying out” part did it for me....

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Pat4Evr 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh how the salt will flow so very soon..........

Tastes like sweet sweet victory.

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Tyrant597 7 points ago +7 / -0

We were denied our harvest on election night. The salt deposits are growing heavy. We need to harvest soon!!

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P8triotQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

MMM I can smell the kettle corn cooking !!!!

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goodguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just bought a box yesterday.

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Tseliteiv 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just want the infamous liberal tears after 2016 gif of that man/woman screaming outside to be outdone. I want a new 2020 liberal tears gif that makes the 2016 look like a joyous occasion.

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ProPatria 4 points ago +4 / -0

40%? Those are rookie numbers you gotta get those numbers up!

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FOREVERKAG 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think he meant 140% or 1400%...

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Thecollie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Running numbers threw dominion.

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powercessna 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those are rookie numbers

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slokill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea I can see Nancy collapsing in a coughing fit as her teeth rocket out of her mouth, causing Chucky Shumer to slip as he splurbles "and now the world" while Shify Shiff looks on saying it's all a hoax. Meanwhile the Turtle...

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AJRJR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make sure you're locked & loaded, got plenty of ammo, and have some victuals in storage.

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LightFeets 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wanna cook this vision on a spoon and mainline it. I've heard it's 4x stronger than standard lib tears

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AtariArtist -1 points ago +3 / -4

You're actually thinking Congress will do shit.

K.

Was this before SCOTUS was supposed to do shit or after?

Newsflash - YOU have to do shit - not them.

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PilgrimFarAway [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone who runs around "doing shit" without leadership and a plan will be a dead pede whose final act served the needs and interests of the enemy.

I'm going to DC, because my Command in Chief requested it. I'm researching the local militias to be prepared for when things go south.

No, I am not assuming that anyone will do anything. At the same time, I see a very massive effort involving hundreds if not thousands of people to make every possible effort to avoid bloodshed. Most tough talkers that I bump into in TDW would be dead within moments if shooting began.

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AtariArtist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny - if you think doing shit means actually doing anything - you're doing it wrong.

Do nothing. No banking. No buying. No production. No growing of food. No transportation. No communication.

Absolute nothing.

Do nothing all at once for 30 days, and watch hell open.

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PilgrimFarAway [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need a prominent leader to drive it. IF that happens, I'm in!