What's that you say? Not enough resources or space? Well I can solve that one too, just defund all non-vital departments and transfer that to providing free hotels and allowances for everyone as well! It's already happening for migrants here in Canada, so why not the very institutions that lead the charge to make it happen?
Why should anyone listen to the academics when they don't practice what they preach?
And not just let everyone audit the courses, but instead everyone passes and gets a degrees. For “equity” and all.