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TEXinLA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Parks closed = no one eating lunch or feeding the squirrels.

Bags of black oil sunflower seed would fix this.

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

DiBlasio would have you arrested for throwing seeds out for the squirrels. Because he's a massive dick like that.

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. Fortunately, Mayor Yoga Pants is too busy posturing for a position in President Pretend's administration to arrest anyone for anything.

So I have no fear of being locked up for feeding the Los Angeles park critters.

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

I sell those at work. The 40 pound bag costs $17.76

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha ha ha. That's where I buy them.

The squirrels and birds in my yard are happy. As are the squirrels and the birds at the neighborhood park. A 40 pound bag lasts 1.5 to 2 weeks and then I'm back for more.

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slokill 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like squirrels have had enough of this face diaper shit too. Bring a division of squirrels to DC 1/6/21. We've even got the animal kingdom coming over to our side!

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FinlandForTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those white supremacist neo-nazi squirrels! This far-right squirrel terrorism is the greatest threat to our nation! - FBI, probably

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J_Doe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Time to outlaw high capacity nutsacks to prevent these horrendous attacks. Think of the children people!

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American-stormcloak 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dez squirrels dindu nuffin. It wuz a mosly peaceful gathering of blood thirsty squirrels that juz gradeiated from skool and had bright futures. They mama squirrels could be herd squeakin bout racist nuts and sheeit.