Patriots ran out of rum at pubs because sugar taxes were too high.
Patriots get sober.
Patriots get angry.
Patriots dress up as natives, climb aboard the transport ships, drink all the rum, toss the tea, 'cause no body got time for dat, and spark the revolution.
Patriots were simple people who just wanted to enjoy a drink at the end of a long day of work. The British tried to take away all that they found enjoyment in. Moral of the story? Don't screw around with an American's ability to enjoy life, you'll get a shot heard around the world.
Little known fact about the Tea Party:
It wasn't about tea taxes.
It was about sugar taxes.
Sugar makes rum.
Patriots drank rum at pubs.
Patriots ran out of rum at pubs because sugar taxes were too high.
Patriots get sober.
Patriots get angry.
Patriots dress up as natives, climb aboard the transport ships, drink all the rum, toss the tea, 'cause no body got time for dat, and spark the revolution.
Patriots were simple people who just wanted to enjoy a drink at the end of a long day of work. The British tried to take away all that they found enjoyment in. Moral of the story? Don't screw around with an American's ability to enjoy life, you'll get a shot heard around the world.
This is all true, I was there
Dave Hogg? That you?
Drumming Biden out of town.
Don't forget your Twisted Tea boys!!!
Wish you included in today's dollars the financial loss that tea party entailed. Big numbers.
Yes!