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AsaNisiMAGA 23 points ago +23 / -0

Not to take anything away from you but I'm a dainty 5 ft tall old lady and I could probably clock him. xD

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kanabiis 18 points ago +18 / -0

Please, just put a flashing gif on your phone and hold it out like a cross to a vampire, his head may just explode.

This fucking guy is scared to check his mail at night, he can't even beat off, let alone beat up anyone.

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progpoker 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reminds me of the time his wife took over his twitter account and scolded all the bullies for assaulting her husband. The weapon of choice was an animated strobe gif. An assault gif.

I guess it knocked him off his chair and left him convulsing on the floor. Supposedly, he sued the person that sent it. What a fucking loser!!

Don't anyone do that, mmmmkay?

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kanabiis 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you are so weak that an animated gif puts you in medical distress perhaps you need to get off the internet.

Liberal men are genetic defects, eugenicists have it all wrong. Its not racial traits that need to be eradicated its ideological traits that need to be purged.

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namechangearoo 9 points ago +9 / -0

he looks like nate silvers fat slovenly dad.

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Joshua55 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha

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COnDEMnED 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tough words for a man who can be killed by a strobe flashlight

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SirReginald 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope God speeds your medical condition away.

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TrumpTrainNov3 1 point ago +1 / -0

@Baconbun11 - how have people responded to it? Do they let you in stores, or have any refused service to you?

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Womp_womp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why do they keep putting these freaks on TV?

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Cyphr 4 points ago +4 / -0

That sniveling bearded potato could not beat some over-cooked pasta to death... he's a giant mutant shit-stain...

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UseMask2WipeAss 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are trying to incite as much fear, controversy, and division as possible. Divide and conquer.

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Sarsen1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you are laughing too hard, I will step in. 5'9" 160# of pure old man!!!

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Sea_Still 4 points ago +4 / -0

My wife could easily beat his ass and then some

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glade 5 points ago +5 / -0

this. my wife would beat the brakes off of this faggot

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CommieBangDingOw 4 points ago +4 / -0

tfw I'm only a 6'7" manlet :(

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Londonrain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can someone explain to me the tentacle porn nickname lol

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BaconBun11 7 points ago +7 / -0

A few years back Eichenwald was whining as usual on Twitter. To prove to his skeptics he wasn't making things up, he took a picture of the evidence with his phone. His computer was in the background. People saw the picture, zoomed in on his browser tabs, and realized he had a tab open to an anime porn website.

Eichenwald goes into defense mode when it's pointed out and claims he only had the tab open because he and his kids were trying to prove to his wife tentacle porn was real. His wife also tried to back up the very weak excuse. People have since continued to mock him for his tentacle porn habits.

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Londonrain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Omg I actually remember that! Ty hahaha

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Veritas_In_Caritatae 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kurt Eichenwald couldn’t beat my dick.

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tholins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahh my favorite journalist.

Tentacle porn, getting in Internet fights with comic book YouTubers, the always epic strobe gif assault... yeah, he’s a gem.

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Joshua55 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like the prototypical cuck.

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nateyboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

you just open your button up shirt and the shirt under it says "so you have chosen death"

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charlesthehammer 2 points ago +2 / -0

That asshole still is around?

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SpezLovesHisBull 2 points ago +2 / -0

What goes around comes around pal. Serial dolphin puncher deserves no sympathy!

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Barron2040 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone says so much as a single word to me about not wearing a mask I’ll beat the fuck out of them on the spot. No questions asked.

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willydp 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m your huckleberry.

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StaryHickory 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plenty of people willing to take this asshole up on his offer. Maybe he doesn't realize how much many normies want to bash the fucking skulls in of mask retards

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Mojo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m 6’9” and 275. Me first!

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Jestre 2 points ago +2 / -0

He'd have a heart attack before throwing a punch. Another victim to the covid gods

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Dustin_Turdeau 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just cough on him. It’ll disable him for a few minutes while you lay into him.

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richmomz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would pay money to watch Eichenwald actually try to fight someone.

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VaNTICAR 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obligatory 😁

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CrackerSmurf2 1 point ago +1 / -0

But...I wanted to be first...He can bring a bat or an antifa shield and selfie stick or wtfever they carry... =(

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

In his memoir, he writes about being assaulted sexually. This is a guy with a lot of anger issues.

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McAverageJoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy is into kiddie porn? Oh he was just reporting on it, right....

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AntsCamera 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eichenwald

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WindyJibbz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe Biden could kick his ass.

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the-mighty-kc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right here for ya Kurt!

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Honk4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

He only says shit like this to stay relevant.

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jus74funpa 1 point ago +1 / -0

That fat ass would have a heart attack before he beat anyone to death. Juden.. ta boot.

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Marshall2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never give them a free shot/ You already know they lie, cheat and steal.

If you add about 50 pounds, you could be my oldest son. When decked out in his fire gear, he's over 7' and strong as an OX. Just take care of your back. It's usually a problem for big men when they get a little older.

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RivalPipe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I almost died after one look at that tie.

Someone send this guy some ties from the Trump store. Sheesh.

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SteveRogers42 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit, I’m 5-8 and 170 and there’s no doubt in my mind I could beat that fat fart like a drum.

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freedomdogs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who is he anyways?

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GrayAlienOverlord 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll pretend to be an antimasker just so this fat turd tries.

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TheBeardsman 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll be your huckleberry.

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GreatHumungous 1 point ago +1 / -0

I accept your offer Kurt, masktard....come get some!!

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Zude 0 points ago +1 / -1

I don’t even know who this faggot is.

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