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nateyboy 8 points ago +8 / -0

mitch fixes his glasses and looks at his paperwork, "that's impossible. It says here murder is illegal and to separate my head from my body would be murder. It can't happen."

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RabidZoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

It seems as though they're trying to force our hand. These assholes have us in modern slavery and the power and money are too great to them to let go of. It's a nighmare scenario we have to work out. And then we have to save our other pedes around the globe. No shortage of work to be done.

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

The constitution says otherwise.

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NotQuiteHuman 1 point ago +1 / -0

He'll set up a conference call and try to convince the assemblage that this is bad optics that could cost the GOP the next election.