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USAF4Trump 70 points ago +71 / -1

Bro I had a similar idea. There’s this asshole in my neighborhood who never picks up after his dog shits and everyday I’m so tempted to take my Great Danes humongous morning shit and throw it on his doorstep.

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learntocode 42 points ago +43 / -1

Take a shit on his lawn.

Wipe with his morning paper.

Wave at the neighbors.

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AndyCuomoIsAMobster 9 points ago +9 / -0

"If your grandmother was dark skinned Italian, then why does the water bead off their hair when you're giving them a bath?"

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ExecuteOrdr66 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember, no bitches after 11.