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yellow_iron 146 points ago +153 / -7

He witnessed each piece of the family meal on its way to his mouth.

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Mad_Maximo 35 points ago +36 / -1

Ah, so he is bipartisan.

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why I love this place. Only people who are truly happy can consistently create hilarious shitpost threads like this.

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StBlops2cel_is_Lord 12 points ago +13 / -1

And yes, he WOULD like fries with that!

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HocusLocus 19 points ago +27 / -8

Please ease up on the Barr stuff, haven't had KFC in ten years. Not the crunchy crap but original with a dash of cayenne pepper on each. Yum. Maybe some time in 2021.

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AntiDespot 10 points ago +12 / -2

I have never had KFC in my life. Not because I avoided it. I love chicken. But there just weren't many KFCs in my area. We did go to Boston Market when I was a kid.

Maybe 2021 I will resolve to get a KFC bucket with some slaw.

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Unapologetic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your not missing anything.

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have to eat KFC on the toilet because it goes right through me. Taco Bell doesn't give me any problems if that puts things into perspective.

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dakinnia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get some Publix Deli fried chicken.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

YOLO! Do it!

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TheBurgomeister 1 point ago +1 / -0

My wife refers to Boston Market as "BM" because she hates it. I don't think its all bad with the carver sandwiches and their corn.

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Schroeder09 10 points ago +19 / -9

Agreed. The barr stuff hasn't been funny for a long time. It's annoying AF.

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revenge-of-the-ELK 9 points ago +9 / -0

If they "IGNORE" then they are "LIARS"

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