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LibTriggeringPatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

Gotta know every wrinkle and fold

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤮

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Nurarihyon_no_MAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

really?!

We have "Smart" phones, watches, thermostats, and even fridges; The last thing we need right now is a smart Toilet

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RoninIV 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't need special tech to know some asshole is about to shit on me.

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FuckTheOtherSide 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wasn’t this an Adult Swim fake commercial?

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NoMoreLies 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought this was an episode of South Park

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FuckTheOtherSide 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ

Here it is.... Sounds like reality imitating art.

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Captinhowdy45 3 points ago +3 / -0

So we are funding toilet porn. JFC. Our tax dollars hard at work.

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rethek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes these cameras will never be hacked into and then spread everywhere online. Not to mention, why the hell would anybody care if their toilet can tell who they are? (tracking ur fecal patterns and composition is not something anybody cares about, except maybe certain kinds of olympian athletes or bodybuilders).

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rethek 3 points ago +3 / -0

did you read the article?

The purpose of the toilet is to develop “easily deployable hardware and software for the long-term analysis of a user’s excreta through data collection and models of human health," state the researchers in an abstract.

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AmericanPatriots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Flush twice.

It's a long way to Wash DC.

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thesas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck you Rand .. Back trump or fuck off

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Smudgerator 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a terrible idea on so many different levels.

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robinhoode2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

So, everyone has a unique butthole? Like a chocolate snowflake.

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rethek 1 point ago +1 / -0

nah, just think of how many ppl use your home toilet (likely not many). It only has to decern anal fingerprints between a small set of buttholes.