Good call on wet naps. As a festival goer in my younger days, you really need to clean downstairs to prevent the "raw ball".

Showers and baths will be very unlikely

If ANYONE lives within a day’s drive from there, organize supply run vans. Drive in, open the doors, and give it all away. Water, rations, etc.

So there is no such thing as essential business it was all a hoax.

I have an urge to show up as Mario.

Currently no sauce on anything being ordered to be closed. I know indoor dining is, and one hotel has canceled. Can't find much else. Sauce would be appreciated cause I'll bring a fucking tent if I need to.

Totally expected.

We need to start tar and feathering these motherfuckers again.

What's her home address

Really should have this or a prep post stickied.

People should be well prepared.

Plan is to rent a cargo van with all my camping gear just in case hotels get shut down.

Swing by Lowes and get those 5 gallon buckets when you get there, then bring the survival toilet seats that snap on top of them. We can all shit in them and dump them on Bowsers front porch.

Good-God a food and water truck will make a big sale here!

Hopefully we will get some patriot vendors to service those in need!

Extra blankets and tents might provide a huge help as well! You never know!

these people fund anarchy and city burning for the benefit of china and then shut down our cities to stop legal assembly of patriots

gonna need bigger gallows for these commie traitors

Capitalism may call for a mobile trailer of porta potties. I’ll have to refresh my chuck norris jokes from iraq

The trip to Alexandria or any surrounding area isn't far. Take the subway to somewhere that has options. There are hotels all over the place and the train is cheap. Not having a place to use the bathroom might be a problem though. Shit on the sidewalk and just say you're from Cali.

Timme to protest in the streets in front of her house

Flood the homeless shelters.

Is this fake? Where's the sauce?

Bowser needs to get stomped in Super Mario

That's racist of her.

Maximum TDS when you close GROCERY STORES and GAS STATIONS for three days... My god.

Please remember frens, Northern VA is just three miles away from the capitol building! If the subway is shut off, you can walk across Key Bridge or Arlington Memorial Bridge. Also, of course, please be prepared.

We need to drag her out of her million dollar mansion and parade her thru the streets

You can sleep in a rental car for a day or two. And so long as you have water you can go without food for a day or two.

Or alternatively

Peaceful riot in a grocery store

Lots of hot dogs!

It’s like these dem mayors trade their souls for pearl necklaces

The hotels are not closing!!! There's people already in them waiting for the 6th .... Stop scaring people from coming!!

Source or just a rumor?

Occupy her house then

Everyone needs to bring a box of black garbage/lawn bags. They seal in body heat, act as a windbreaker, and they can suffocate commie scum if need be.

It shouldn’t be too cold, but stay warm if stick sleeping outside.

What us her address? some of us can pay her a visit and say hi.

She's married to that chick now on Fox from the DMC that fed Hillary the questions, right?

Dont forget Rope, lots and lots of rope.

This is false.