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Choosetheform 74 points ago +78 / -4

Khameni died and the Chinese president had an aneurysm. I swear, if Putin croaks tomorrow I'm gonna start a new religion.

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slokill 40 points ago +40 / -0

the Chinese president had an aneurysm" Who - Winnie the Pooh Xi?

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fuckthealphabetsoup 46 points ago +46 / -0

Just looked it up; Yes, and he's apparently had surgery for it, before.

But, this time he's markedly more concerned, and has assembled a "special task force" to run China incase his health gets worse.

🙏 So, let's all prey that he becomes a vegetable and/or dies.

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buco 20 points ago +20 / -0

Got a feelin' that the Chy-Na flu is gonna get him.

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Exverbare 14 points ago +14 / -0

I might revisit my faith if it happened

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Woohan 7 points ago +7 / -0

KARMA is real.

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6ft7WeighsAnFingTon 1 point ago +1 / -0

How do you know that Xi’s successor will be better than him?

What if he’s worse?

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capefog 15 points ago +15 / -0

They must have shot him with the CIA's aneurism gum.

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raver9876 5 points ago +5 / -0

Xi? No special gun was required to damage his health.

He has been putting too much corn-fed US pork into his body for too long.

President for life can turn out to be a pretty short term.

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SobekRa 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gutter oil does a number on your arteries

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Sumarongi 16 points ago +16 / -0

Amy Schumer if true

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AroomaNuminahh 28 points ago +28 / -0

Frank Herbert has entered the chat ;)

The spice must flow

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alfredbester 19 points ago +19 / -0

L. Ron Hubbard laughs in Scientology

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19841776 13 points ago +14 / -1

Is Melanie actually incognito Bene Gesserit?

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AroomaNuminahh 6 points ago +7 / -1

Whoa! y'mean, Beloved Madam Melania, mebbie? Adored & Treasured Guide into The Way? Mother of First (Space) Guardian, Barron? You wouldn't need to twist my arm to have me believin'. "The traitors will soon KNOW the dreadful meaning of her gom jabbar..." Oh, GOSH! Now I'm all upset (in a happy way)...

And the boy... Barron Vladimir Trumpkonnen... heir of two great families... Son of the Gesserit and of Royalty... Mentat and Guild Navigator... Minstrel and Assassin... Voice of the outer world?

LOL! Okay! I've gotta get out more - but THANK YOU for this, 1841776!

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