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slokill 40 points ago +40 / -0

the Chinese president had an aneurysm" Who - Winnie the Pooh Xi?

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fuckthealphabetsoup 46 points ago +46 / -0

Just looked it up; Yes, and he's apparently had surgery for it, before.

But, this time he's markedly more concerned, and has assembled a "special task force" to run China incase his health gets worse.

🙏 So, let's all prey that he becomes a vegetable and/or dies.

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buco 20 points ago +20 / -0

Got a feelin' that the Chy-Na flu is gonna get him.

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Exverbare 14 points ago +14 / -0

I might revisit my faith if it happened

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Woohan 7 points ago +7 / -0

KARMA is real.

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6ft7WeighsAnFingTon 1 point ago +1 / -0

How do you know that Xi’s successor will be better than him?

What if he’s worse?

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capefog 15 points ago +15 / -0

They must have shot him with the CIA's aneurism gum.

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raver9876 5 points ago +5 / -0

Xi? No special gun was required to damage his health.

He has been putting too much corn-fed US pork into his body for too long.

President for life can turn out to be a pretty short term.

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SobekRa 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gutter oil does a number on your arteries

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Sumarongi 16 points ago +16 / -0

Amy Schumer if true