You know that your situation isn’t relevant here. “Multicultural” is 90,000 Somalis living on a massive, contiguous swath of American land, where ISIS has recruiters, female circumcision is practiced, and the traditional American culture has next to impact.

Your wife having an olive complexion, secy accent, and nice ass, and is not on anyone’s radar. No one is upset when she makes pao de quiejo or whatever they are called.