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posted ago by bubble_bursts ago by bubble_bursts +6185 / -3

Just curious how many people actually think this is not true.

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Rusty_Bungus 2 points ago +3 / -1

Uhhhh...why would you think the dam is breaking then? We need to make our own cracks, bud.

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SwampPlumber 11 points ago +11 / -0

When Trump lays down the hammer, it’s going to be massive and all at once. It’s Sun Tzu’s art of war... war is all about deception. Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. The skillful strategist defeats the enemy without doing battle, captures the city without laying siege, overthrows the enemy state without protracted war. Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt. Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win. The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. He will win who, prepared himself, waits to take the enemy unprepared. Mystify, mislead, and surprise the enemy. He will win who, prepared himself, waits to take the enemy unprepared.

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Rooks 2 points ago +2 / -0

This.

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Rusty_Bungus 2 points ago +4 / -2

slow down on the kool-aid.

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SwampPlumber 5 points ago +7 / -2

Better than your fluoride water

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PARTY-OF-CONSENT 1 point ago +1 / -0

You got it Swamp Plumber! I have heard it said that Trump is a time traveler. If true, he was Mentor of Sun Tzu. Taught ST everything he knew.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hammer.sure.

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ibrt 1 point ago +2 / -1

Honestly I don’t give a dam.

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Fartist69 -2 points ago +2 / -4

youse shoundt smoke craks

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Rusty_Bungus 0 points ago +3 / -3

Your mom used to enjoy eating my crack.