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SimpleMan501 397 points ago +406 / -9

Thats all? All he has to do is buy a new door. Pennies to the turtle.

Edit: for all of you saying paint it.... If I had the kind of stolen money Cocaine Mitch has I wouldnt think twice about buying a new door.

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errydaktal 259 points ago +265 / -6

This isn't even the time for that message. Where the fucks the message about the fraud. Something like 'we know you're involved in the election rigging'

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Intelligence 179 points ago +182 / -3

It could've been a message from his pimp

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Jimmy33 110 points ago +112 / -2

It could’ve been from his father in law.

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TruthMaximus 88 points ago +90 / -2

Probably a message from the big guy lol

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TheRedRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Daughter

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bingobangobongo69 2 points ago +4 / -2

Spicy.

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The_Diesel53 2 points ago +2 / -0

HA!

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +4 / -2

It was me

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donaldismydad 17 points ago +20 / -3

could have been his very own daughter, who is a flaming libtard!

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Saltyminer11 9 points ago +11 / -2

Where's my money, mitch?

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RustyRainBarrel 1 point ago +3 / -2

If we had TD Winner Gold, I would give it for this comment

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freeamerica4ever 48 points ago +51 / -3

Obviously written by a dem who wants their socialism now!

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Country is shut down so why should we pay taxes?

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Wreckastow 2 points ago +2 / -0

zero corporate taxes?

That sounds like the opposite of socialist.

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DemsFuckKids 14 points ago +16 / -2

That’s how’s u know it was the left. Socialist

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 15 points ago +17 / -2

and the fact that they can't spell.

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Alaskan 3 points ago +5 / -2

Thought maybe they meant werewolves...lol

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JohnTexasBaron 8 points ago +12 / -4

100% agree... this must be a pussy commie. Republicans want small AND representative government. President Trump please slash the federal government by 90%! You’re Fired you parasites. Government employee code of ethics:”well, good enough for government work”

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ImVoting4Trump 4 points ago +6 / -2

My army buddy the other day was telling me every time he hears something advertised as “military grade”, he thinks it must be shit because they always just buy the cheapest resources to get the job done lol.

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Troof 2 points ago +2 / -0

and when the army is done with it the scraps go to the Marines

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Morokei 4 points ago +6 / -2

Even simpler:

Traitor

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covid19deception 49 points ago +51 / -2

He can just pay an illegal alien to sand and paint the door. Why no broken windows and arson? Seems like fake outrage.

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Phil_DeGraves -2 points ago +6 / -8

Why no broken windows and arson?

Arson is a bit much for this level of "protest" as it's massive, not small, property damage and can potentially kill people inside, but it's hard to see why the miscreant wouldn't have at least smashed that lovely vertical-strip window full of decorative glass right next to the door.

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zooty 0 points ago +2 / -2

ANGLOS EUNT DOMUS!

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AtticusDenzil 3 points ago +4 / -1

it's just a form of peaceful protest, you bigot!

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ThisIsHowItStarts 2 points ago +4 / -2

He didn’t want to bring attention to himself, I have the police alerted. Because anyone who would’ve had to run straight inside and lock the door behind him! There’s no crime here

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Cunny 1 point ago +1 / -0

They didn’t even pull down the wreath that will just be tossed in the trash today anyways or paint on it. We have the kindest vandals in this country.

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CommunismIsForLosers 37 points ago +41 / -4

He can use some of his new $57,000 bonus he just voted himself.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah so many people taking about a pay raise, fooled me once. Thanks pede.

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