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Kemp deserves to be dragged behind a pick up over a road of glass and hot pavement
posted ago by iseeeverything +390 / -0
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– SteelMongoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, but it's so hard to get the pavement hot this time of year.

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– MakeFreedomRing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Friction or freshly layed asphalt. Slowly over a cold icy rough road will probably work though. Numbness might be a problem. Might wanna pit a bunch of salt down first... for safety.

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– AceOfTrumps 2 points ago +2 / -0

Asphalt crews shut down this time of year simmer down on the LARP advice

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– LiskaEman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Centralia, PA might be able to help! Right next to Tom Wolf since they’re buddies.

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– becky21k1 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about drawn and quartered?

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– bluedevilga 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always prefer tarred and feathered as a starting point.

Too bad George Bush put those guys who dragged the other guy behind the truck to death, they could come in handy today

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– PonySoldier66 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't make me wait until April.

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– AntsCamera 1 point ago +1 / -0

They used to do this thing called a blood eagle for particularly heinous crimes like treason. Ask William Wallace about how that feels.

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– PatriotPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only if you include Lt Gov Geoff Duncan and SoS Brad Raffensperger

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