Nails For Breakfast? I'd Do It Again
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Bannon on War Room says we eat bourbon and nails for breakfast. We are also bad hombres.
I like some coffee and an egg on a roll. But it is a hard roll. I know not what rolls others may take.
fuck those soft rolls...
I prefer jelly rolls.
Two thumbs up. I also like Bismarcks with granulated sugar on top. Red raspberry jelly in the middle. Then sit ups on a bed of nails.
Fuck rolls. Yankee food.
Biscuits and grits or gtfo
Bojangles > Chick-fil-A
Dat Cajun Filet biscuit in the mornin...
Boberry biscuits. Damn I miss Bojangles.
Dammit I moved to Iowa and can’t find grits anywhere. At least I have a pitcher of sweet tea always in the fridge. That and sodas in my buggy.
I go for a good old fashioned Farmer's Breakfast. Cook half a pound of bacon in a skillet. Cook several eggs in the grease. Toast my bread in the grease after the eggs come out. Put bacon and eggs on the toast. Enjoy. Gives good, long-lasting energy and plenty of protein for building muscle mass.
All joking aside, savory oatmeal is pretty great. Cook the oats with some herbs and salt, and top with a couple of softboiled or poached eggs, bacon and cheese. I'll eat with a couple beef eater tomatoes sliced and topped with red wine vinegar
When I'm cooking like a southerner tho, it's ham steaks with red-eye gravy from the drippings served alongside a few butter-fried sunny side up eggs, and biscuits.
Well, I kind of like them big
If I could upvote this 100x I would.
Just put together a quick logo based on this. Hope people like.
https://thedonald.win/p/11ROCE2FXf/
BIGGAR!
Don't. You'll be making new accounts until the President is re-inaugurated. We got Prayin' and work to do.
just scan your vote multiple times rigga
May I offer you an egg in this trying time?
Maybe some wine in a can.
It’s a jumping off point
But as for you, give you hard rolls or give you death?
I'll take a blueberry muffin if that's all you've got.
Day old
I'm not that bad a hombre.
Up doooooooted
It's a stale blueberry muffin, but I got faith in you.
This patriotism stuff is hard.
Brötchen!
Anyone who says that they ate Chinese for breakfast this morning needs the banhammer.
I know someone had Fang Fang for breakfast
But day-old dumplings are the breakfast of champions, man!
First chill the nails in the freezer for about an hour. Grab a highball, add chilled nails followed by bourbon (filled to the top). Enjoy among fellow pedes around 10am while watching War Room: Pendemic with your host, Stephen K. Bannon. The virus is a demon, and we cannot let this demon hide.
At least he didn't microwave a handgrenade
Bacon and eggs. Coffee.
Same
No, that's Anaconda.
Sometimes it's RonaldDreagan. Lin wood is their entire life.
I had to apologize to anaconda. He was right about Tucker, and I shit on him for it. My bad.
He gets one right every now and then.
Sometimes he's good but when he's spamming it's obnoxious.
Yeah, Toiletpaper has his moments. Not a lot, but he has them.
Yes.
Getting covered in shit is his moment.
I'm a fan of toiletpaper
can I get an ACB fact check?
Links or proof that Lin Wood is a con man?
Wood collected millions in the name of Rittenhouse and his bail, definitely enough to get him out. Then, with Rittenhouse's money co-mingled in his own pot, he slipped away to Georgia to raise more money to do nothing substantial so far there but fire off incendiary and questionable tweets. Meanwhile, Rittenhouse's mother had to continue to plead and scramble for donations to finally get Kyle sprung.
Huh? That article is talkihg about stuff that happened after Kyle made bail...you know that bail means you're back home and awaiting the trial, right?
There won't be any publicy seen action until the trial, and meanwhile the election fraud case is kind of a big thing. Lawyers do handle more than one case at a time.
https://twitter.com/LLinWood/status/1332917905403547649
Lin Wood's huckster-ass "friends" paid themslves $300K out of the bail fund before their fucking client had even made bail.
What kind of shyster fucking fraud lawyer racks up over a quarter of a million in fees before the trial even has started?
Why was Kyle's bail money funding Lin Wood's fucking foundation, out of which I'm sure he paid himself a salary?
Of course I realize what bail is, and Kyle has a long way to go.
Beyond that, it's true that lawyers handle more than one case but Woods was not Rittenhouse's lawyer. He arranged for lawyers to defend Kyle. He also collected and mixed donations in his FightBack Foundation for both Rittenhouse and his Georgia efforts, as the latter were spinning up. It was not a clean thing and there are still questions about the mixed donations with him.
Would reminds me of one of those corrupt pastors who use religion to control and manipulate people. He's probably legit tho.
Lin Wood and his 'friends' at Pierce-Bainbridge (who he set up to defend Kyle) stole the first million dollars of donations for Kyle's bail to pay themselves and funnel hundreds of thousands into his #FightBack foundation, per Lin Wood's own tweet.
This was while their client was still in jail.
What kind of huckster-ass fucking slimey lawyer pays himself over a quarter of a million dollars in fees before their fucking client is even free, and before the trial has even started? How in the fuck do you rack up that much in fees when up to that point, all you have done is delay an extradition?
https://twitter.com/LLinWood/status/1332917905403547649
Note that this was while his legal team had accomplished literally nothing. They never even filed an 8th amendment appeal to lower his bail. Kyle had two extradition arraignments, and one was delayed because his lawyers literally forgot to file the paperwork in time.
They're a bunch of money-hustling con artists.
I thought so to. Then I read the Snopes article debunking the Epstein ear photo... was expecting it just to be some random photo somebody found on internet that were purporting to be Epstein corpse. At least according to Snopes (who does end up debonking on proposterous grounds) that is the real autopsy photo next to a 15 year old photo of live Epstein.
Wife is an audiologist and I remember her telling me that ear mold impressions (for when they are fitting hearing aids) are as unique as fingerprints. Had her look at the pictures without telling her what she was looking at, and told her which one was 15 years older. That's not the same ear. The corpse in the photo isn't Epstein.
Didn't the video malfunction, guards fall asleep etc> how did he kill himself under constant surveillance.
https://www.snopes.com/news/2019/08/13/jeffrey-epstein-body-doubles/
This is the first time I've looked at this and the first thing I noticed is the guys nose is entirely different from Epsteins. It's more noticeable than the ear thing if you ask me.
The thing with the nose is that I don't know how a nose might change over 15 years. I know (via proxy through my wife whom is a doctor of audiology) how the ears change. They grow and become more bulbous/droopy but the fold patterns do not change.
That being said given that isn't Epstein's corpse, by the transitive property thats not Epstein's nose on the corpse.
I'm not his age but I am in my late 40s and I have not seen this kind of change at all.
That's like 2 different noses. Epstein alive looks like it's longer and slopes straight down and has a flat tip. The other nose is shorter and has more of a hooked nose that is rounded at the tip. Completely different noses.
You see how the fold through through middle is a ridge on Epstein that runs all the way across. On the corpse, rather than a ridge its like a finger that juts only halfway across.
what stood out to me is that Epstein's nose has a straight down slope and the corpse has a pretty distinct hook slope. they are not the same nose at all.
Except why would they go to the trouble of a ridiculously complex and high risk exfiltration when they could simply kill him instead, which is what they in fact did?
Then why the body double. Unless... there is one possibility I didn't consider. If it's actually contralateral ears being shown in the photo. Like if they had the same right angle for the opposite ear on the comparison but mirror imaged it. Believe me I'm skeptical. Until I saw the Snopes article I just assumed somebody found a random picture of someone vaguely resembling Epstein and claimed it was the corpse and everyone just ran with that. But that isn't the same ear.
Edit: Also you are assuming that someone wanting to keep the information buried got to him, rather than someone wanting to know the information. On what information do you have to make that assumption? Also the exfiltration is alot less complex in that case since you just send in higher ranking people in one of the alphabet organizations and say leave us alone for a bit.
Because that someone would be on our side, since the enemy already knows it all, and not one of these supposed behind the scenes snares has ever turned out to be real. Not one! And eventually this will become clear to you too.
Furthermore, he's useless to them once he's burned like he was, so it's not like they still needed him alive. The simplest thing, by far, would be for them to just kill him. And sometimes they do stupid things, but when it comes to someone who could incriminate them all, they haven't done stupid things in those cases, and stupid would be anything more risky and less certain than silencing him forever.
As far as the ear, I'd say the most likely thing is that it's not a picture of Epstein at all, nor was the photograph even purporting to be.
That is was I assumed at first. Was very surprised that Snopes said it was.
Edit: the ear pics that is.
And my wife is the exact opposite of a conspiracy theorist. She looked at it for about 5 seconds, said "no that's not the same ear," and couldn't have been less interested when I tried to tell her what that meant.
Cool story, bro.
I don't oppose the message, but hijacking a sticky to spam this is idiotic, and shill behavior.
It's not his first offense, dude. Back when Trump was choosing his third SCOTUS nominee, QuranIsToiletPaper was the guy spamming "ACB FACT CHECK" is every other thread. We're ALL fucking sick of him.
I tried to get him removed when he first got here.
Mods weren't into it.
Don't let Quran hear that, or he'll fact check you lol. ACB can do no wrong.
I think he stopped with that after the SCROTUS turned out to be 7 traitors and 2 possibly redeemables.
CNN has entered the chat.
Bourbon and nails! Breakfast of champions.
Beats the hell out of Corn Pops.
https://img.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_eve/magnitude.gif
Yo what the FUCK
Ain’t even sugar on them nails
We like 'em with SALT!
I prefer salt that comes from liberal tears
...freshly harvested from r/politics.
https://thedonald.win/p/11ROCE1957/breakfast-of-champions-while-wat/
I'm on a strict omnivorous diet, so I guess I'll give it a try. Nah, I'll just drink the bourbon.
Are these nails gluten-free, free-range? Those are the only ones I can have or I get sick.
lol
Iron and carbon, so definitely gluten free.
? I think chickens crammed into cages with their beaks chopped off leads to questionable quality meat. That's what free range is meant to avoid. you want your meats raised in unsanitary ways just to save a dollar?
I dont eat inhumanely raised animal products either. I buy from real farmers and dont eat meat of unknown provenance at restaurants.
That being said, you got triggered by a joke.
No.
He’s a vegan.
He wakes up triggered.
And malnourished.
And gay.
I leave for three fucking minutes and now I have no idea what’s going on.
Same. Insert confused Gandalf pic
i dont get it
Those aren't commies!
I only eat commies for breakfast
Imagine being a shill and downvoting every comment on this board like what you do in life means something. lol
because we're alcoholics who shove nails up their ass as a political party duh
Dispooted!
Debonked!
what the actual fuck
What in tarnation?
In that bottom left picture, somebody shoved nails up their ass.
One man one glass style.
Not just Liberals....
Nailed it
I'll just have some coffee, thanks.
Oh boy and I thought eating toothpicks was badass
were not worthy!
I actually do do that, every time I use a (wooden) toothpick. I’m not sure why. I guess I need the fiber.
But I’ve been feeling an iron deficiency coming on over the last two months, so new changes in my diet are warranted.👍
Is that an x-ray of Albert Fish? That guy was fucked up!
Wow that X-ray is impressive
I want you to be honest with me, is this too many . . . . banana slices?
Honey... do these nails in my ass make me look fat?
They’re also good for potassium for your, umm, heart? I think there was a hidden joke about them in Super Troopers.
Ok what did I miss
What'd I miss with the nails?
Bannon says TD.Win has been eating nails for breakfast.
Ahh, thank you. Personally, I like to eat steel plate and shit rivets, but to each his own, I say.
Oh yeah, it's what it takes to get through these times along with a strong cup of black coffee.
Seriously.
Although, to their credit, it will help clear things up once their planned name change to Black Lives Matter Coffee Company goes through.
Hang on Bad Hombre... 1. they arent rusty and 2. wheres the bourbon? Not War Room worthy unless they are rusty 16 penny nails and high end bourbon.. like Buffalo Trace..
America !
Username checks out.
Hmmm I thought the bananas were a nice touch...gotta have that fiber
A great source of Zinc and Iron.
Was that something a kid ate or what?
I'll take a bran muffin, prunes, and some roofing nails. I have a roof to re-cover.
fact check: false
bottom left depicts feminist female who stuffed her vagina with nails because F men
your mistake was not adding bourbon
My dad was a Marine. When I was a kid he once ate a razor blade.
He survived because his digestive tract is waxed with crayons.
HAHAHA! :)
Needs moar burbon
I stubbed my toe last week (while watering my spice garden) and I only cried for 20 minutes!!!!!
I've brutally harmed other living things before. I've skinned and prepared dead animals for eating and processing. I am so overcome with rage at the wicked who enslave us or enable the enslave through their selfishness or willing ignorance that I have dreams of violently preserving our liberty.
But this image kind of made me feel sick. Good job.
Hmm, didn't phase me. I guess being elbow deep in someones intestines does desensitize you. Go figure.
Albert Fish was a cannibal serial killer who ate a little girl and for fun would shove sewing needles into his taint and leave them there. When they went to execute him by the electric chair he was really excited because he considered death the ultimate high. As they pulled the switch he shorted it out due to all the needles in his taint.
This picture reminded me of that...
That story reminds me of Joe Biden.
https://i.maga.host/MwdWvoy.gif
https://youtu.be/mui0sj-kxLY?t=313
Well see, the bourbon helps the digestion, but only works on a solid pede diet
If he farts he could kill some one standing behind him..