BREAKING: Our Forensics Specialists Have Discovered Why USB Fuckery Was The Preferred Method of Fraud in Georgia.
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Abrams legal team be like "If the USB fits, you must acquit."
USB never fits the first time. There will be no acquittal.
always always always upsidedown f king things
Instead of tossing a coin, have a friend try to insert a USB cable and 100% of the time you’ll win.
Spoiled, PS/2 and the older round, but asymmetrical plugs were way worse.
If it were up to me, they would all be coaxial TRS style plugs. I know it can be done because the old smaller iPods only had a single jack for both headphone and USB. Wouldn't do that though, too expensive, just have them be different sizes and colors for the different uses.
USBc is our team incarnate. All devices work on one charging system. Lol.
True!
There's three sides to every USB. Wrong, wrong, and WHAT THE FUCK I HAD IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!
Edit: Gotta be honest, still way easier than plugging in a damn S-video cable.
When did they start adding USB ports to the mouths of demons
You should see her truck port to hide ballots
Nice
Well we are fucked then. You could drive a dump truck through there.
fuck the salad bar, where's the meats and sweets.
Gaptooth Abrams, the terror of the Swamp of Duloc.
I'm fairly certain the USBs had ballot images on them. Like 15k-35k each, depending on the size. That's instant votes.
Can't she die of diabeetus already?
Even Madea is more feminine than this heifer.
Fentanyl Floyd was more feminine.
The ginormous bitch from Deuce Bigalow, played by a dude, is a more feminine and convincing "woman"
Did you say steak?!?!
She looks like alternate reality Mike Tyson, where he became obese and transgender instead of elite athlete.
at least Mike Tyson is entertaining.
It's the eyes.
USB 1.0
None of her ports are virus free!
🤮🤮🤮
U-ETH-B
I keep cracking up at this one lol.
^Winner, welcome
Hahahaha I fuckin love this place.
Hahahaha.. that's funny. Could be worse (SCSI port).
Looking at abrams fat ass makes me sick to the point I want to gouge my eyes out
Mods=Gods.
This was a fantastic meme, fren.
That ugly fat whores face makes my stomach turn
o.0 shouldn't this have shit post tag instead?
I hate myself for watching that woman's face load in high res dial up style.
The memes here are spicy. Sometimes a little too spicy. 😯
Did you have to put that jackolantern in the post. Gad she makes me wretch!
Will it work if I plug in my mouse/keyboard?
Someone said it yesterday here and I agree, Stacy has a really bad energy around her. I think the OP said "demon spirit" but I tried to tone it down, lol.
They are all demonic
Installed by the arms of big Mike. Thanks Mike.
She makes my dick shrivel!
Stop The Gap!
G_ddamn it, she's ugly. Inside and out. Minion of Satan, working to destroy God's country.
🤣🤣🤣
Nasty rigger
This is hilarious 😂 🤓
Oh god they finally got a close up shot of bigfoot! Or is an escaped Florida skunk ape? Hideous
Every day I wake and I think it must be a dream.
Where in our America do this pig, Kameltoe, and CBook matter?
She reminds me of a ugly big black leather couch.
You guys kill me. In the best possible sense.
Special Exonerator Status:
NOT EXONERATED
Thats one of them Big Terabytes USB
It’s a functional gap. Increased airflow for sucking down McDonalds and space for USBs for voter fraud.
Why not? You could fit a mac truck through that gap.
That is absolutely brilliant 🇺🇲🇺🇲
Good eye! I would have never caught that sneaky cheat trick.
shame he left that morning show with Kelly
Tainted Pork Chop
Downvoted for exposing my eyes to the fat, ugly ass smiling at me
lol you can't downvote, there's no flippin' down arrow!
That's how they get you
rightinfrontofoureyesthewholetime.sheslikeabondvillian.
Woah there buddy, is that one of those illegal memes put into law by that 5000+ page piece of toilet paper our congress wiped their arses with and presented to the public?
this meme is illegal in 52 european countries
I laughed WAY TOO HARD.
This is ... forensic dental records
Fuckery is my new favorite word.
dam, thats cold
I thought they plug it into their assholes. Wasn't that why they spent all that tax money researching the ass toilet?