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Must see! (media.patriots.win) 🇺🇸🎖️ MEME ARMY 🎖️🇺🇸
posted ago by Racecarr214 ago by Racecarr214 +5193 / -1
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19American62Woman 170 points ago +174 / -4

🤪🤣

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SutopSutolf 137 points ago +137 / -0

I'm not sure what's funnier. This meme or the fact that it was stickied. LOL

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MudDog 93 points ago +93 / -0

We have the best mods, believe me!

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GlacialSpeed 35 points ago +35 / -0

AhahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA

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deleted 26 points ago +28 / -2
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SnowflakeJuice 17 points ago +17 / -0

And the best retards

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MudDog 17 points ago +17 / -0

The most chromosomes, believe me!

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Dashmoomoo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh my gosh. Subtle and hilarious. Good gosh man!

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Djonpow 7 points ago +7 / -0

I do believe!

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they-see-me-trollin 9 points ago +9 / -0

WE HAVE THE BEST DOWNIES

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Returningtogod 8 points ago +8 / -0

Came here to post an LOL myself. I hope the fact that I think this is funny doesn't mean I'm insensitive or some shit like that.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 46 points ago +47 / -1

Libtards kept banning and suspending me from social media bc they say “retard” is a hate term now like wtf hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Dems are soft asf. Just like their penises, that’s why Hunter was caught using a Penis Pump!

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 25 points ago +25 / -0

Libs always calling me Retarded and I like to then tell them what a anti-disabled person comment that was and I thought they were for equality. Crickets.

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mae_daisy 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s a new one for me. Learning disability is also frowned upon. And don’t get me started on “the culture of oppression” and wippo bad.

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deleted 6 points ago +7 / -1
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DeadLivesMatter 4 points ago +4 / -0

vertically challenged people jump when you crouch

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Wordlife187 16 points ago +16 / -0

I got a 30 day suspension on FB for "dipshit"

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Flipbarryfromreddit 13 points ago +13 / -0

Wow. Their fragility levels truly have reached a new low!

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heavenslance 7 points ago +7 / -0

it's okay, better to hang out here on the freedom forum instead of with the communist circus over there.

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rbnhd76 15 points ago +15 / -0

Every time they "ban" a term, the new one just becomes the old one, as in, whatever the terms are it'll just be the new offensive one. There's a word for that idea but it escapes me

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spezisthedevil 13 points ago +13 / -0

"The euphemism treadmill". It's a commie shame weapon used to destroy anyone who isn't on their toes and up to date with the left's purposefully ever-changing terminology.

IMO, the best way to defeat the PC bullshit from the sociopaths & narcissists in media and education is to collectively tell those retards to go fuck themselves.

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AmericanMan00 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's commonly used freely in Wallstreetbets, but it's well earned a lot of times.

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tombombadil 1 point ago +1 / -0

One of the only decent pages left on Reddit

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AmericanMan00 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fear once the woke crowd swarms in, gay retards YOLOing their inheritance on TSLA puts, will be a thing of the past.

I mean, it's hard to find that kind of entertainment these days.

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19American62Woman 2 points ago +2 / -0

4 downvotes over laughing! Liberals on here have no sense of humor

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Racecarr214 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw that. That's more than I got for posting it. Lol.

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Reasonablebb 92 points ago +95 / -3

TRUMP WILL BE INAUGURATED ON 20JAN2021!!! Sorry to hurt your snowflake feelings.

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Saltyminer11 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yeeeessss!

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Hanging_Chad 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can you translate that date to American?

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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Donald_Gear_Solid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, must be an Anglosphere bro cucked on the metric system. F off with your measurements that make sense! EXCEPT for Fahrenheit.. Its 30 C outside.. whew np, now its 33 C outside! OMG! USA= 70 Nice 80 OK 90 ehh 100 ouch, Bahrain 115 nice. Same for MPH. 60, 70, 80. Its just more easy. I have driven overseas alot. Japan is scary, other side of the road and in kph.

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NoFucks2Give 5 points ago +5 / -0

Retard libfucks: “You are wrong. Because potato.”

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DonnyJr2024x 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry to hurt your snowflake feelings, but I don’t think he will be :(

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E-dantes 52 points ago +54 / -2

No rifle slung on shoulder. I am dissapoint.

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E-dantes 18 points ago +18 / -0

We are all ivan at that point

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concealedaces 15 points ago +15 / -0

Speaking of rifles. I just bought a new AR that I lost in a lake on the way home😉

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E-dantes 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nice. But sad to hear fren. Left mine at a frens and he went fishing with it, at Hoover dam. A fucking shame I tell ya.

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concealedaces 5 points ago +5 / -0

Really sucks, it had a 20" barrel, 1-7 twist, Magpul furniture, M-LOK barrel shroud, and a machine engraved american flag on the bolt... I'll miss her 😢

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E-dantes 8 points ago +8 / -0

Heartbreaking. Mine went bang every time I pulled the trigger, so there are some okay memories. Kek

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Trubs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lost mine in the great salt lake. It's so weird this keeps happening to us.

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concealedaces 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's the new missing 411..... Missing 1911?

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PaulieM91 45 points ago +47 / -2

The one time to go full retard

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BetsyRoss1776 17 points ago +18 / -1

This. I'd rather die 'tarding than on my knees. And I mean that in all possible ways.

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NoFucks2Give 3 points ago +3 / -0

We can be called tarded, but we are not the ones arguing “potato”.

That is THEIR argument/reply to confronting specific proofs of criminal voter fraud:

“Hurrrr dahhhh ....po-TAY-toe durrrRRr., so we win.”

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svlem 15 points ago +15 / -0

If MAGATards and 4chan spergs stop globalism it'll be a tale for ages.

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Porkchop-express 34 points ago +36 / -2

Cigarette was a nice touch

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TheRedRight 0 points ago +5 / -5

Shooda bin a Vape

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TheRedRight 4 points ago +5 / -1

Damn, you guys don’t see how a vape would have been a thousand times better, first it stops the states payments by big tobacco yearly, that hurts them. Second it shows that vaping is a safer alternative than tar and crud.

Perhaps some of you should learn what this graphic shows, it also shows that even though we know we are thought of as autistic, we are capable of making great choices better than our cuck leaders.

Let them laugh at us, we will rewrite history in 96hrs and for the next 15 days after that forever.

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LincolnTrump 32 points ago +36 / -4

I don’t give a shit about PC culture. This post made me laugh my ass off.

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liberty4alll 13 points ago +13 / -0

political correctness is tyranny with manners. Complying with PC is far more insidious than any politically incorrect joke can ever be.

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deleted 19 points ago +19 / -0
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Miztivin 19 points ago +19 / -0

Is this me?

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MudDog 11 points ago +11 / -0

Are you my long-lost twin brother?!

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Hari_Selden 13 points ago +15 / -2

I Know a bunch of em. If they talk election with me, I just hammer 1 thing, I tell them "until you stop lying to yourself there's nothing for you to tell me". It's truly pathetic

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wartooth6 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just tell them "You're right". Hammer home the "fact" that Biden completely shattered even Obama's records. Tell them how "amazing" their movement is.

Find a way to use their "strengths" against them. They only care about superficial shit, so play into that.

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BetsyRoss1776 8 points ago +9 / -1

I am beginning to feel sorry for the ignorant too; they have no idea what danger they are in long-term for their short-term unwillingness to read beyond headlines.

I want to be mad at people in masks, but then I'm like they are so lost....

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wartooth6 2 points ago +2 / -0

I found what trips their wires is when you tell them along the lines of "You're right. 81M motivated Biden voters turned out. Congress certified it so they can't be wrong".

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BetsyRoss1776 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'll take that label, and thank you very much. I'd rather be innocently retarded than purposefully Democrat.

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NoFucks2Give 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice. True.

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runonce 13 points ago +13 / -0

"THEM" can't imagine how fucking retarded things are going to get if our vote is denied and America stolen. If Jan 6 doesn't work out shit's going to happen.

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hunterhiden 13 points ago +13 / -0

Must be

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man-with-no_name 12 points ago +13 / -1

Ooh this is a spicy one. Its hard to find these memes funny anymore with what we are facing but this one got a laugh out of me.

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TheDonWon 10 points ago +11 / -1

Peanut Butter Falconnnnn!

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Rageofpepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

I’m going to tell my kids that’s Shawn King

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HuntersMethDealer 9 points ago +12 / -3

Saw this Week ago and have been sending it to friends via text all week. Single greatest post of all-time on this site.

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GoingCamaro 9 points ago +9 / -0

He already won

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magabirdlady 9 points ago +9 / -0

This could get Downs-voted.

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flyover_deplorable 8 points ago +9 / -1

I'm fucking dying!!! 🤣🤣🤣 thanks pede!!

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ippwndu 7 points ago +7 / -0

If Epstein had a neck like that, he would have never didn't kill himself.

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E-dantes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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learntocode 7 points ago +7 / -0

When people accuse me of being a fucking retard for holding my beliefs, I say, "yes and you are doing a terrible job of changing them"

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Contay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Anyone else think it was Shaun King at first?

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runonce 5 points ago +5 / -0

that was truly hilarious

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LosPepesContra 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is funny. My only regret is I only have one upvote to give

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Rebellion32 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love you guys...

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NostalgicFuturist 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Libtards could NEVER come up with something this funny. It takes a healthy sense of humor to defeat your enemy by mocking yourself more cleverly than he mocks you--using his own malicious momentum against him. It's mental judo.

The libs have malice but no sense of humor. (You need self-awareness for that.) This is why we always win the meme battles.

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BasedInFact 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's Get Retarded!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX-7AnOx22k

(Also, fuck YouTube.)

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DeepWinter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whelp, guess I'm retarded then!

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MudDog 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh geez, that's me

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Centipede9001 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think they might be right, because he ALREADY WON, he's not "STILL GOING TO WIN" HE FUCKIN WON & THEY CHEATED!

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

T minus 4 days until they realize he's not going to leave office when they want him to.

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Drawdraw45 4 points ago +4 / -0

Best meme

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IslamObamaWigwam1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Careful, you might put off the fat-head voting block.

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SmartGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Spicy

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OldGrayMere 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember when Ashton Kutcher showed a young man with Down Syndrome a few months back? The young man said we should be studying Down Syndrome with an eye to solving the mystery of cancer. He was absolutely correct! Do not discount the retarded.

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ashton Kutcher is a globalist satanic pedovore who threw himself in front of congress to get ahead of anything that might/will implicate him.

He's a special kind of evil genius you always have to plan for these ones..

they'll say they were secretly trying to infiltrate the bad guys the whole time and couldn't try to let the FEDs know too early because FEDs are compromised (which is true)..

it's slippery and could just work for a good 10% of these pedofucks.

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Coitus_The_Swamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

< Paging: Smithsonian American Art Museum Curator >

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lorlipone 3 points ago +3 / -0

/PesciVoice Yeah. . Yeah, I'm stupid like that. . .

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Hari_Selden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hillarious!

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Surfnsnook 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hahahahahahahaha beautiful.

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alfredbester 3 points ago +3 / -0

I laughed so fucking hard at this.

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Dessert4TWO69 3 points ago +4 / -1

Braver than me. I just tell them they are wrong.

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MentalyStable 3 points ago +3 / -0

Made me laugh. its been too long

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ghost_of_aswartz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Once retardeds start swinging, you realize they have incredible strength and don't know when to quit

basically they are adorable tardhulks that get pushed too far and then activate

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rrrrobdog 2 points ago +2 / -0

This, should be award winning.

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sustainable_saltmine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Frankly I think the Dems know every possible way they could still lose and will wage an information war and gaslight Biden to "certification". They will keep saying he won, stonewall anything until after Jan 20 when it won't matter anymore. They might humor us with allowing evidence to be presented but they already know how they're voting. It's going to have to be something no one has ever tried before, or it's going to have to be violent. there really isn't a "peaceful" way to settle this, not when either side is willing to accept a peaceful solution unless it's in their favor

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LookatmyCheeks 2 points ago +2 / -0

coolest tard i ever seen

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Forloveofcountry 2 points ago +2 / -0

I shouldn't think this is so fuckin funny. I feel so dirty. Reminds me of the Pollock joke days.