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PennsylPede1776 59 points ago +59 / -0

No one ever expects the pocket sand.

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AlexAmore 16 points ago +17 / -1

Our chief weapon is fear....fear and pocket sand!..... two chief weapons, fear, pocket sand....and ruthless efficiency!....er....among our chief weapons are: fear, pocket sand, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the President!...... Um, I'll come in again...

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Trump2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is this really fair though? Biden was running on a "no malarkey" platform and we're going to just jump in with the old pocket sand in the eyes trick?

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ChimpZilla 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can always try sending a younger girl up with a dose of 89% new Covid on her neck?

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shshshsha!

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KillEnemyOfThePeople 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or good ol' fashion can of mace. Trump can probably either spray it into Cheater Joe's surgically unoperated eye or implement a generic taekwondo leg sweep on Cheater Joe's non-injured leg, and out he goes.

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jamaicanMAN 11 points ago +12 / -1

lmfao

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Jestre 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fight like the French!

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, turn tail and run?

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ubermk3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Corn Pop already tried that on him. C'mon man!

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REEdirectedfrmreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its a fuggin result.

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julianReyes 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think he will play the world's best game of poker on the sixth.

The ultimate bluff: WWIII.

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Billybobcuccio 68 points ago +68 / -0

President trump is the ultimate showman . He’s going to impress everyone on the 6th🇺🇸

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DutchDonFan 15 points ago +15 / -0

We can only dream, but who other than Donald J Trump would show up to the rally with a big motherfucking jumbotron megascreen and just show the most incriminating shit for everyone to see? Nobody other then GEOTUS. I keep hoping.

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FellowWhite 4 points ago +4 / -0

GEOTUS sure knows his pacing and cliffhangers.

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IAmCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t forget: he’s also a master persuader.

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MrCripple 43 points ago +43 / -0

Trump left his new years Eve party because of the credible assassination attempt by Iran.

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Patroklos_Maga 23 points ago +23 / -0

That's why he has no choice and should mass arrest

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spezisacuckold 29 points ago +29 / -0

At this point I’ll make do with literally JUST ONE arrest. Correct me if I’m wrong but have ANY of the consequential elites that have clearly broken laws been arrested within the last 4 years? I for the life of me cannot think of a single one. I’m not even asking for a harsh sentence, or even a conviction... just an ARREST.

Hell it doesn’t even need to be an arrest, I’ll do with even just an indictment. I don’t think we’ve had even that. It’s truly pathetic. Justice has been murdered.

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Sexual_Assault_Rifle 10 points ago +10 / -0

" Correct me if I’m wrong but have ANY of the consequential elites that have clearly broken laws been arrested within the last 4 years?"

Epstien?

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spezisacuckold 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nope. Nothing consequential politically has come from it.

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Sexual_Assault_Rifle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh. I quoted the part you asked if anyone had been arrested...

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Sexual_Assault_Rifle 4 points ago +4 / -0

The story doesn't add up. Just like the rest of the stories that don't make sense, there is a real story, good or bad, that we don't know about.

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

And bomb the shit out of iran. He warned them. Very clearly. Direct quote "fuck around and find out".

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julianReyes 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think he will go the blackmail route.

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GEOTUS_JR 3 points ago +3 / -0

No doubt Trump has a GEOTUS-sized dead man's switch with massive declass. How else could he have survived this long?

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Dereliction 12 points ago +12 / -0

20+% of the country would go full berserk chimpanzee on every single person and organization to blame for Trump's treatment and castigation if they end his story with the punctuation of an assassination. Hell could not pay that bill, and mercy would be struck from the vocabulary for many years. If that's what they choose, they haven't thought things through well enough.

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Lembas_Bran 9 points ago +9 / -0

If they're truly falling back on assassination plots, we have them in the corner. Semper in Hostes.

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MustBeTrump 8 points ago +9 / -1

By Iran 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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DJTrumpMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is there a credible source for this? Do we have confirmation he left early due to an assassination attempt? I don't find this hard to believe...but I want a source.

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MrCripple 4 points ago +4 / -0

The source I was referencing was Alex Jones. He said he has a reliable source. Also, Iran does want to kill Trump too. If you goto banned.video and look for the recent video in regards to this topic.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, there is no source. Only speculation.

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Paul_Revere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump left his new years Eve party because of the credible assassination attempt by Iran.

Is there confirmation that this is why he left?

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AbsoluteChad 17 points ago +17 / -0

My stupid pipe dream is that he starts playing audio and video evidence that incriminates members of Congress and has them taken into custody immediately.

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T-Bear 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please - don't tease! I can endure only so much!

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nointernetforyou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mine is he rolls out an alive Epstein who tells all.

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Tokens_Worth 10 points ago +10 / -0

"We renounce violence" no, we dont, our country was born in blood. Fuck off with that shit.

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TwitterIsTrash 2 points ago +2 / -0

More specifically, we denounce violence unless it is used against us. Then it becomes a matter of self defense and survival and must be used in response.

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crimsonfancy 8 points ago +9 / -1

Side note: I dig that shirt.

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whateverdipshit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like a Nudie or H Bar C.

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crimsonfancy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you so much for this info! I've bought a couple cheap snap-button shirts at Tractor Supply but never knew where the good stuff was.

That H Bar C gear looks slick!

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goodguy 5 points ago +6 / -1

Joe, to save all his evil friends / family, will bow out because some people did bad things against Trump in the election. It was all scripted and agreed upon months ago.

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Testosteroneape2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump will always trump the deep state. Check mate. Do not pass go. Continue to gitmo.

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DeadOverRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

When is he going to pull it out? The die after we all starve to death of communism?

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Binmap1412 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time machine.

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J_Von_Random 1 point ago +1 / -0

No shit says everyone else.

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jamaicanMAN 1 point ago +2 / -1

What? his arms?

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jamaicanMAN 2 points ago +3 / -1

but on a serious note. I do think something very big will be unveiled.

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Greyhound69 1 point ago +1 / -0

i would love to see geotus punch him in his lying pony-assed face

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pedepie 1 point ago +1 / -0

the bone broth... the the bone broth

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TrumpThoseLibs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hopefully it’s military courts, gallows, nooses, and guilty convictions!

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misterLahey 0 points ago +1 / -1

A "Bad Motherfucker" tattoo?

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NeilPatrickCarrot 0 points ago +1 / -1

FWIW I saw a Stone interview a few weeks ago where he was talking about Trump running in 2024.

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Forloveofcountry 0 points ago +1 / -1

If we can't find it up his sleeve, we may find it in his pants... a set of titanium balls!!

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VinnyTheGinny -1 points ago +10 / -11

We’ve heard this for months at this point. Only to have the goal post moved on us at every turn.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

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p8riot 5 points ago +5 / -0

on us

You think WE'RE the ones the goal posts are moved on? It's to keep the enemy off kilter.

If we knew the plan, so would the enemy. There's a certain amount of necessary trust involved in YOUR ELECTED LEADER.

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DrCowboyPresident 18 points ago +18 / -0

Roger might be a bastard, but he's our bastard.

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p8riot 11 points ago +11 / -0

So... a diehard patriot with character flaws? Where have I seen that before?

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MustBeTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'll take every piece of shit I can get until Trump get his second term.

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fishyPussy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who cares? As if Trump's own lawyers haven't been threatened?

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JesusWept 2 points ago +2 / -0

Roger learned to trust God during his railroading. He's a good guy.