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posted ago by basedbrickpusher +1769 / -2

...and said he wouldn't be attending my son's 9th birthday because of his covid fear.

Apparently it can make your balls disappear and turn you into a pussy!

Don't take covid lightly, it can break up families and turn you into a flaming retard.

P.s. I told him to turn off the news and to check if he still had balls.

...and said he wouldn't be attending my son's 9th birthday because of his covid fear. Apparently it can make your balls disappear and turn you into a pussy! Don't take covid lightly, it can break up families and turn you into a flaming retard. P.s. I told him to turn off the news and to check if he still had balls.
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Donkeyballs 86 points ago +87 / -1

Dad transitioned to Mom

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basedbrickpusher [S] 49 points ago +51 / -2

Stunning and brave

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 36 points ago +36 / -0

I’m a Mom and I’m not afraid to get Covid.

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Donkeyballs 28 points ago +28 / -0

Not all moms are created equal. Stay stronge.

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nateyboy 15 points ago +15 / -0

johnny bravo voice heyyyyy mama!

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Olds77 12 points ago +12 / -0

Honestly just tell him to up his vitamin D, Zinc and maybe also C. Lots of folks are Vitamin D deficient this time of year and if he's not lacking in D he greatly shrinks the odds of him getting a bad cold, flu or Coronavirus. I think it's a crime the CDC doesn't inform people as a well functioning immune system makes a vaccination unnecessary.

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Advhawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mama Bear will kick your ass. Looks like he transitioned into a little bitch...

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Can0_Wh00pass17 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mr. Mom

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DeusVultIntensifies 50 points ago +51 / -1

When your father picks fear over love you know that he cannot be trusted with your son if something should happen to you and your wife. Make sure you change your will to provide your son with a stable upbringing if God forbid something happened to you.

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JusticeforNatalie 25 points ago +26 / -1

Family isn't always the best option when deciding who will raise your children in your absence. Many of us barely got out with our sanity. Think carefully when writing your will.

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ParadigmShift2070 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know he is not to be trusted from the start

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AntiSocialMedia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even though it is often hidden or evident only in retrospect, there is almost always a sign that a person will turn on you.

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UnderCoverTrumper 40 points ago +43 / -3

A lot of the baby boomers have no resistance to the TV. Some of them can't even figure out what is product placement and what isn't. I love my parents, they are good people, but they cannot figure out the TV is lying to them.

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Cyer6 21 points ago +21 / -0

The worst Branch Covidians I run into are millennials. Older boomers may be unable to break their addiction to big network news, but I have younger family members who get all their information from cucked reddit forums and Tik ToK videos. One form of brainwashing has been replaced by another. The grandchildren of millennials will be bitching about how addicted they are to handheld device when it can all be beamed directly into your head from a Google satellite signal.

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JohnStark 9 points ago +9 / -0

They trust the system and have been conditioned to bow down to the “experts” and accept what “experts” in every field say as gospel.

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Tacsol5 -17 points ago +5 / -22

They're also 60 plus years old. And although it's still only a tiny fraction of them that die from it? They're definitely the ones who should be worried about it.

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basedbrickpusher [S] 17 points ago +20 / -3

No, they really shouldn't and besides - this isn't about worrying. It's about forcing communism under the guise of a pandemie.

This retarded reasoning (we're right to worry) leads to our current retarded situation.

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Tacsol5 -20 points ago +3 / -23

Whatever. Old people should be concerned. It might kill them. We witnessed this with all the deaths in the democrat held states that were forcing covid patients into nursing homes in the beginning.

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basedbrickpusher [S] 22 points ago +24 / -2

Old people die. Flu kills people every year.

This isn't a new thing.

But being a total pussy about it?

That's a new thing.

And it's retarded as fuck.

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zooty 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes. We're all going to go sometime. It's not how much you've got left, it's what you do with it.

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just_me_01 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. Of all the wonders that I yet have heard. It seems to me most strange that men should fear; Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come.

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Saltyminer11 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amen. Nothing is keeping me away from my family.

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Tacsol5 -12 points ago +4 / -16

Trust me, I don't give a fuck if your parents die either. But I'll try and protect mine if I can.

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EnemiesDestroyed 15 points ago +15 / -0

We had the same amount of deaths in 2019. We just didn’t stop the rotation of the earth for it.

It’s the flu. Load your parents up on their minerals and nutrition. They’ll be fine.

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Tacsol5 0 points ago +5 / -5

I mean, they'll have. 95% chance of survival.

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zooty 9 points ago +10 / -1

Bad news bro, life has a 100% fatality rate.

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UnderCoverTrumper 13 points ago +13 / -0

Apparently Covid hasn't been scientifically isolated in a lab. A lot of whistleblowers are coming forward now to say that the "samples" of Covid positive material they have received are just strains of the flu. If people don't have an underlying condition and haven't been shot (As were the 40% of "Covid deaths" in Colorado), I think they'll be fine.

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basedbrickpusher [S] 34 points ago +34 / -0

It's like talking to a toddler. Feed them truth and facts as long as you like and it doesn't get you anywhere.

They look at you as if they understand the words you're saying but in reality they don't processed a thing. They just wait for you to stop talking and then they blurt out their NPC bullshit

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basedbrickpusher [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

I tried that with my father.

Unfortunately, it didn't work out :-(.

The news is training normies to see us as the enemy.

Not speaking out only emboldens them.

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IncredibleMrE1 21 points ago +21 / -0

This. This right here. The Nazis used the media to brainwash the Germans to turn in their own countrymen and family members. It's exactly what's going on right now.

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Unapologetic 14 points ago +14 / -0

The brainwashing uses emotion to override rational thought. The folks we see embracing this narrative are susceptible to emotional appeal.

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Unapologetic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because their actions are rooted in emotion and not logic, anything that contradicts what they believe to be true is indefensible and perceived as an attack. This is why you can't calmly discuss facts. There is only their way.

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FloridaACguy 21 points ago +21 / -0

Same thing with my parents. CNN has them believing that "people are dropping dead left and right". No dad...By the way, Vegas was great in July and we all just got back from skiing in Utah, gotta go, I have heads to crack in DC. Have fun staying home.

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Hellann 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was saying to someone the other day.. Do you see people dropping dead in public, cars going off the road because someone died while driving bodies piling up on the streets waiting to be incinerated?

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Saltyminer11 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know. My employee came to me and was like" oh my God my son has covid! I was like oh gosh what hospital is he at???!!! Knowing he was fine. She's like "he's home in bed. I said "its the flu , calm down" drama.

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EpicTrump 16 points ago +16 / -0

Fearing catching COVID from people who are NOT sick is just crazy. Sadly, most people I see in the stores are crazy. I’m no spring chicken but I’ll be damned if I live the rest of my life in fear and miss special occasions with my family. This is ridiculous bullshit. No masks, no Communism in America! 🇺🇸🦅🗽🥳 Happy Birthday to your son!

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basedbrickpusher [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I know.

But treating all healthy people like sick people is par for the course in clown world

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Trythisagain 11 points ago +11 / -0

Has he had a close relationship with his grandson in the past? It’s kind of sad to miss out on the growth of our children. Tell him “Happy Birthday” from thedonald.win!

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basedbrickpusher [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

Father did come by for Christmas. He was trying to spread the fear porn then but none of the other guests bought into to the bullshit. Tried to convince me that I was a danger to society because I refuse to wear the facediaper.

He's a fervent news watcher so he's being fed a steady bullshit diet all day every day. It's a sad sight.

Thanks for the birthday wish, I'll tell my kid. He'll love hearing that people around the world are wishing him a happy birthday.

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Sum_devil 8 points ago +8 / -0

Me n my folks agreed we’d rather die than pretend we can’t hug each other. Covid isn’t a death sentence. The hype is ridiculous. Used by democrats and rhinos for election fraud bc trump wins too much.

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bulletsinthesky 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hilarious well done

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HotCarl 6 points ago +6 / -0

My dad has become a smarmy coward as well, having spent all of the past year in local news comment sections, and reddit; seldom leaving his house (my mom does the shopping and pretty much everything). Your dad and my dad would get on well, it sounds like.

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Gmelindag 6 points ago +6 / -0

I freaking love that I’ve always known that the cure for a cold it is called turn off your fucking TV!

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atlmegamaga 5 points ago +5 / -0

Still so crazy to me people are taking it that seriously this far in

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BloodDe 4 points ago +4 / -0

I use it as an excuse not to do shit I don't wanna do heh

Maybe he is too

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Motherslut 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep! Didn’t get to see my mom this Christmas cause of the coof. She’s a trump supporter but is obsessed with apple news and is fully convinced that if she gets covid she is guaranteed to die. She’s in California and is watching the world burn around her but she still doesn’t realize it’s a power play.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, it's how I ended up being the only guest at my friend's annual Christmas party. Everyone else was too big of a pussy to attend.

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thingaboutarsenal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah bro, my son hasn't seen his grandfather (wife's dad) in over a year. Fuck him, he's missing the best years of my son's upbringing and I don't even care. If you're that big of a pussy, have fun locked up alone.

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Crucial 3 points ago +3 / -0

P.s. I told him to turn off the news and to check if he still had balls.

Best answer

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Prolifemom 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am so sorry! My dad is 85 & thinks this is the craziest b.s. he has ever seen. He even pointed out that these people in nursing homes are just waiting to die anyway, so what does it matter if they get a cold or the flu? He kind of jokes that if he were in a nursing home, he would be begging to get the stupid virus. No one wants to be there.

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nateyboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

My dad is a republican but can't use the internet. he made the jump to newsmax but he doesn't know what to do. He's a boomer (June 1960) who hasn't seen adversity in his 60 years, too young for nam, too older for the shit us millenials went through.

He asked me to mask up for thanksgiving and i poked a hole in my mask and gave him KISS tongue for 3 minutes then he collected everyone masks, put them in the trash, called me a smartass, told me to get out of the kitchen

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nateyboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

ArE yOu rEAdy toOo rOck!?! I CaN'T hEAr yOu!

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maleitch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Covid is a fucking joke. Third day of going through it and symptoms are almost gone. Same with son and wife. Most mild case of flu I have ever had. I am in the 40-60 demographic.

Shame your dad, it is what men do to each other when one is being a bitch

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Illah88zillah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sad. My mother is also stricken. She only watches cnn, and does not have any technology such as would connect to the internet, so she is gravely stricken with this disease.

She hid away at Christmas and Thanksgiving and has self isolated like your dad is beginning to do.

It can do serious harm to brain function and sense of Christian life. Seems cnn might be a super spreader

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Dev404 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell him Fauci has your father's balls in his purse.

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

asymptomatic household transmission rate?

0.7%

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Chuckwagon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am sure he cancelled your R votes as well.

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Jsmitty112 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel for you. I couldn’t imagine. I thank God my parents are based. If not I wouldn’t talk to them at all most likely. I don’t talk to any of my libtarded family members. Luckily my immediate family aren’t brain dead zombies

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Rugar22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol what a pussy.

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

MIL decided to stay out of Christmas this year. She's old and not in the best of health so there's a real chance she won't see another. Quite sad.

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Saltyminer11 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, her choice. Thats cool. I got no problem with somebody isolating themselves. Just don't tell me what to do. I ain't staying home and I ain't wearing a mask. If you don't want to be around my germs, you stay home.

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, it's not personally affecting me and I'm not going to judge her but we share family. My parents are long gone and it's just sad to watch, you know?

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Saltyminer11 1 point ago +1 / -0

yes, Ive had similar experiences. I think Im getting used to it, though. It's kind of like its creating 2 teams: one is - im scared im going to die so im staying away from other people and the other is- im living my life while I stay smart, stay healthy, get rest. The former is risky because it can get you in a state of depression being isolated from loved ones. We are social beings. It goes aainst our grain to be alone all the time. We are continually updating our relationships and something inside us breaks down when we aren't doing this.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the masks work? They just tell him to wear one while he’s there. Then he’ll be safe!

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TwitterIsTrash 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel so sorry for any young children who had birthdays ruined or skipped over this nonsense. To any parents reading this, THROW YOUR KIDS THE BIGGEST, MOST FUN PARTIES EVER! NO masks. NO social distancing. They need fun and childhood or their mental and emotional development will be permanently damaged.

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mickusa1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Covid turns dads into

FAGGOTS

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FedUpPatriot45 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the shit that separates family during civil war. You're going to have to pick a side eventually sadly.

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Forbidden_outcast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lady pede here.

It mighta been a white lie. Think of more like a white lie. It was probably a white lie.

Not that he doesn’t adore his grandchild- but parties are hard sometimes, especially for older people, who I swear- become much more sensitive to sounds as they age.

(I don’t have grandkids, but I do have 4 great kids aged 10-30- and I’ve seen the progression the sounds, chaos, & social settings takes on older people)

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gandalfthegreen 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair if he's an old fatty it might be a good idea, but if that's the case he should also hit the salad bar and go for a jog.

These people have been brain washed, I point out the contradictions and people close their ears and say they don't care. It's really scary seeing people you know and love fall victim to the propoganda.

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JoyBeharBlackface 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good for you! I told my mom basically the same.

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LucilleBrawl 1 point ago +1 / -0

That generation didn't have alternative media like we do and just follow what they're used to following, the MSM. No wonder they're scared to death.