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posted ago by basedbrickpusher ago by basedbrickpusher +1769 / -2

...and said he wouldn't be attending my son's 9th birthday because of his covid fear.

Apparently it can make your balls disappear and turn you into a pussy!

Don't take covid lightly, it can break up families and turn you into a flaming retard.

P.s. I told him to turn off the news and to check if he still had balls.

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FloridaACguy 21 points ago +21 / -0

Same thing with my parents. CNN has them believing that "people are dropping dead left and right". No dad...By the way, Vegas was great in July and we all just got back from skiing in Utah, gotta go, I have heads to crack in DC. Have fun staying home.

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Hellann 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was saying to someone the other day.. Do you see people dropping dead in public, cars going off the road because someone died while driving bodies piling up on the streets waiting to be incinerated?

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Saltyminer11 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know. My employee came to me and was like" oh my God my son has covid! I was like oh gosh what hospital is he at???!!! Knowing he was fine. She's like "he's home in bed. I said "its the flu , calm down" drama.