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posted ago by basedbrickpusher ago by basedbrickpusher +1769 / -2

...and said he wouldn't be attending my son's 9th birthday because of his covid fear.

Apparently it can make your balls disappear and turn you into a pussy!

Don't take covid lightly, it can break up families and turn you into a flaming retard.

P.s. I told him to turn off the news and to check if he still had balls.

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Tacsol5 -20 points ago +3 / -23

Whatever. Old people should be concerned. It might kill them. We witnessed this with all the deaths in the democrat held states that were forcing covid patients into nursing homes in the beginning.

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basedbrickpusher [S] 22 points ago +24 / -2

Old people die. Flu kills people every year.

This isn't a new thing.

But being a total pussy about it?

That's a new thing.

And it's retarded as fuck.

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zooty 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes. We're all going to go sometime. It's not how much you've got left, it's what you do with it.

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just_me_01 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. Of all the wonders that I yet have heard. It seems to me most strange that men should fear; Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come.

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Saltyminer11 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amen. Nothing is keeping me away from my family.

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Tacsol5 -12 points ago +4 / -16

Trust me, I don't give a fuck if your parents die either. But I'll try and protect mine if I can.

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EnemiesDestroyed 15 points ago +15 / -0

We had the same amount of deaths in 2019. We just didn’t stop the rotation of the earth for it.

It’s the flu. Load your parents up on their minerals and nutrition. They’ll be fine.

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Tacsol5 0 points ago +5 / -5

I mean, they'll have. 95% chance of survival.

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zooty 9 points ago +10 / -1

Bad news bro, life has a 100% fatality rate.

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