...and said he wouldn't be attending my son's 9th birthday because of his covid fear.
Apparently it can make your balls disappear and turn you into a pussy!
Don't take covid lightly, it can break up families and turn you into a flaming retard.
P.s. I told him to turn off the news and to check if he still had balls.
Trust me, I don't give a fuck if your parents die either. But I'll try and protect mine if I can.
We had the same amount of deaths in 2019. We just didn’t stop the rotation of the earth for it.
It’s the flu. Load your parents up on their minerals and nutrition. They’ll be fine.
I mean, they'll have. 95% chance of survival.
Bad news bro, life has a 100% fatality rate.
Why would I do that? I intend to make the most of whatever time I have left.
We’re talking to a rock. Best to kick it aside and move on. Thing doesn’t even skip right.
Post your location. Please.