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posted ago by basedbrickpusher ago by basedbrickpusher +1769 / -2

...and said he wouldn't be attending my son's 9th birthday because of his covid fear.

Apparently it can make your balls disappear and turn you into a pussy!

Don't take covid lightly, it can break up families and turn you into a flaming retard.

P.s. I told him to turn off the news and to check if he still had balls.

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Tacsol5 -12 points ago +4 / -16

Trust me, I don't give a fuck if your parents die either. But I'll try and protect mine if I can.

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EnemiesDestroyed 15 points ago +15 / -0

We had the same amount of deaths in 2019. We just didn’t stop the rotation of the earth for it.

It’s the flu. Load your parents up on their minerals and nutrition. They’ll be fine.

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Tacsol5 0 points ago +5 / -5

I mean, they'll have. 95% chance of survival.

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zooty 9 points ago +10 / -1

Bad news bro, life has a 100% fatality rate.

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why would I do that? I intend to make the most of whatever time I have left.

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EnemiesDestroyed 1 point ago +1 / -0

We’re talking to a rock. Best to kick it aside and move on. Thing doesn’t even skip right.

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WeinerLapTop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Post your location. Please.