...and said he wouldn't be attending my son's 9th birthday because of his covid fear.
Apparently it can make your balls disappear and turn you into a pussy!
Don't take covid lightly, it can break up families and turn you into a flaming retard.
P.s. I told him to turn off the news and to check if he still had balls.
My dad is a republican but can't use the internet. he made the jump to newsmax but he doesn't know what to do. He's a boomer (June 1960) who hasn't seen adversity in his 60 years, too young for nam, too older for the shit us millenials went through.
He asked me to mask up for thanksgiving and i poked a hole in my mask and gave him KISS tongue for 3 minutes then he collected everyone masks, put them in the trash, called me a smartass, told me to get out of the kitchen
ArE yOu rEAdy toOo rOck!?! I CaN'T hEAr yOu!