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I’m seriously considering legally changing my name to Catturd and running against Marco Rubio in the 2022 primary. I’ll have no money, and probably can’t win, but I bet I can be a thorn in his ass - and that RINO sellout deserves it. And he’ll have to address me as Catturd. 🤣 (twitter.com)
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– Mona1950 54 points ago +54 / -0

That's Mr. Caturd to you.

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– Susurro 22 points ago +22 / -0

Candidate Catturd.

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– KiltedTailor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Candidate Sod Off Catturd

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– Susurro 8 points ago +8 / -0

King of the Litterbox

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– ParadigmShift2070 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sod off baldrick

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– Mona1950 3 points ago +3 / -0

Senator Catturd

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– KuzoKevin 39 points ago +39 / -0

I'm with Catturd.

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– Ogcarvattack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meowtoo

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– IncredibleMrE1 29 points ago +29 / -0

Lmao! Not gonna lie though, I REALLY want our spicy boi Matt Gaetz to primary that little fucker.

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– BloodDe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice

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– kazimiera 18 points ago +18 / -0

I spit coffee laughing

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– ubermk3 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bourbon and nails in the morning, coffee in the evening?

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– Isolated_Patriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't spit the bourbon and nails laughing. Just trust me on that one.

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– kazimiera 2 points ago +2 / -0

Coffee all day

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– JohnMcCainsTumors 14 points ago +14 / -0

Little Marco is always slimy, angry, and sweaty

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– AsaNisiMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Tell me where to donate when it's time.

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– EpicTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Do it!

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– MAGA_____bitches 8 points ago +8 / -0

Deez Nuts can be your campaign manager

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– MakinBacon 8 points ago +8 / -0

"little" mark rubio

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– QuantumRemedy 8 points ago +8 / -0

"I'll have no money..."

That's where you'd be wrong, kiddo

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– djtverystablegenius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Count me in. Tell me where to send the rubbles.

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– JohnSpartanSAPD 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm in for $100

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– Trumpman1 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL... I like this guy.

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– B4size25paper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Vote catturd! He's better than the usual shit!

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– Guffman 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's crazy enough to work!

Senator Catturd has a nice sound to it. And he'd probably have more in integrity than 90% of those grifters in there right now

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– TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rubio is a McCain protege and has always been a cuck. He should have been primaried out years ago. Cuckservatives like him are why I left the GOP.

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– Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

You'd be surprised how many people would vote for you.

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– jdog 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should change his name to "Rubio is a little Bitch"

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– Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do it

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– Behind_Blue_Lines_II 3 points ago +3 / -0

Little Maro Rubenstein is NOT amused

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– UndercoverCentipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh. Right. Yeah, Catturd isn't his real name. Yeah I knew that.

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– PROBE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would vote for Catturd.

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– LegXIII 2 points ago +2 / -0

You've got your first vote. D.McDonald

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– Ogcarvattack 2 points ago +2 / -0

President Elect Catturd

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– FiveDogs 1 point ago +1 / -0

So I have to pick between dog poo and catturd

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– KiltedTailor 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ok try it, and have your Will made out first

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