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YourOwnGreatGrandma 21 points ago +25 / -4

MITCH: I don’t wanna fight for Trump

CRUZ: me either. What do we do?

MITCH: You pretend to fight, I’ll make sure it doesn’t matter.

CRUZ: I’ve been doing that my entire career

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Serioussurfaholic [S] 5 points ago +7 / -2

Mitch is a turtle, but he's a snapping turtle. You don't get to be in his position as long as he has been unless you are really good at the games. He is even better when he is in the minority, at least as far as his real employers are concerned.