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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Here in MN, Walz is finally allowing hockey season. Unfortunately, players must wear a mask the entire time. This is so unhealthy. Playing hockey with the nose and mouth completely covered going full speed and exerting that much energy is going to be detrimental to their breathing, for sure. Not good.

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Glentennis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jesus i didnteven think how much harder breathing with a mouthguard added in must be.

Fuck that's straight up torture lol may as well wrap rubber bands around their nutsack to squeeze that extra oomph into their steps.

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HockeyMom4Trump 0 points ago +0 / -0

Don’t give our Governor any more brilliant ideas. Next thing you know, they’ll be selling nutsack bands at Target

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Glentennis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol it reminds me of when the summer olympics were legal way back when, and i jokingly convinced my friends every male gymnast has multiple rubber banglds tying them off for this reason

I said it's actually a bragging thing with a lot of them, where they compete to cut off the most circulation. The best-of-the-best have been tied off their whole lives and never actually grew their testicles.

They were able to figure out i was just fucking around, but goddamn was it funnyas shit getting them to argue over it or not.