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bulletsinthesky 16 points ago +16 / -0

Salty got his finger on the pulse, I felt for him when he said he’d rather make videos about video games than politics but he felt it was so important that it’s worth getting the information out to people rather than be self fulfilling.

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nateyboy [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

he needs to get his merch shop in order. he's getting 500,000 views per fucking video and his shop is some ratchet pile of shit on zazzle or something. Dude put in a 10hr fucking day, make a website and a store, get some designs in, get that shit going. Storage unit for the shit, UPS store for the shipping, unemployed family member to bag, tag, zip, and ship the shit. He would clear mid five figures a month if he got that shit up and running.

Give us badass looking mean shit too. plenty of the cracker in the helmet. We don't need to be getting our asses kicked by the proud boys for showing up in a hoody with a cracker fucking a cat with lipstick on giving everyone double thumbs up.

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CaptJohnYossarian 6 points ago +6 / -0

For it I'd work for him to do merch.

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Gesirisi 6 points ago +6 / -0

u/saltycracker this guy wants to work for you and design merch! I think that's his username Lol

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nateyboy [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

there's no telling. he probably won't even see this shit. but I hope he does. His merch is weak. I want a zippo, a challenge coin, a lapel pin, socks, a hoody, a shirt, and a pair of booty shorts with a banana hammock up front that say "Big Mike" on the booty

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Gesirisi 3 points ago +3 / -0

lmao the booty shirts are hilarious but who is the target audience for that one?!?! Lmao. Zippo is cool. How about a flask? Oh and of course the obvious--- salt shakers!

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nateyboy [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

salt shakers are genius! accessories for cats as well.

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Gesirisi 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was sitting there for a good 2 minutes trying to think of salt or cracker related accessories, lmao. Salt shakers with a lil cracker image that says "salty cracker." I might buy it

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nateyboy [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

cat bowls, cat collars, cat harnesses, little stuffed animal Mr. and Mrs. Salty full of catnip, shit like that.

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nateyboy [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

salty cracker shaped ceramic salt shakers. Mr. and Mrs. Salty.

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nateyboy [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

bathbombs shaped like salty cracker, bubblers, bowls, grinders, stuffed animals, funny decorative pillows, shit basic women hang on the walls that say live, laugh, love but salty it up and make it good, freedom scented salty cracker shaped air freshener to hang from rear view mirror of a car, window decals, bumper stickers, laptop stickers, salty army parking only sign, shit like that

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nateyboy [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

the booty shorts get produced once. We price them at $44,000. Go to facebook/twitter/google's algorithms and target only Michelle Obama and pay whatever it takes to make sure he sees that shit everyday.

This is the big kahuna. When it sells we'll know big mike is wearing our gear.

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VoltronGreen1981 2 points ago +3 / -1

It amazes me how so many of the popular YouTube commentators use such shit services like Tee Spring, because they can't be bothered to put in the effort to use quality services.

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FMJ_Patriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

Reeeeeeeee!

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Dpop 6 points ago +6 / -0

Love Salty

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skellywell 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's the reason I wound up here 5 or 6 months ago. Thank you Salty for bringing pedes together!! REEEEEEEEeeeespect!

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Daisycocoa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love Salty! I think he is a reincarnation of the guy down at the tavern in PA 1775.

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Southern_Buckeye 3 points ago +3 / -0

True Salty Cracker 🤣

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