there's no telling. he probably won't even see this shit. but I hope he does. His merch is weak. I want a zippo, a challenge coin, a lapel pin, socks, a hoody, a shirt, and a pair of booty shorts with a banana hammock up front that say "Big Mike" on the booty
lmao the booty shirts are hilarious but who is the target audience for that one?!?! Lmao. Zippo is cool. How about a flask? Oh and of course the obvious--- salt shakers!
I was sitting there for a good 2 minutes trying to think of salt or cracker related accessories, lmao. Salt shakers with a lil cracker image that says "salty cracker." I might buy it
the booty shorts get produced once. We price them at $44,000. Go to facebook/twitter/google's algorithms and target only Michelle Obama and pay whatever it takes to make sure he sees that shit everyday.
This is the big kahuna. When it sells we'll know big mike is wearing our gear.
u/saltycracker this guy wants to work for you and design merch! I think that's his username Lol
there's no telling. he probably won't even see this shit. but I hope he does. His merch is weak. I want a zippo, a challenge coin, a lapel pin, socks, a hoody, a shirt, and a pair of booty shorts with a banana hammock up front that say "Big Mike" on the booty
lmao the booty shirts are hilarious but who is the target audience for that one?!?! Lmao. Zippo is cool. How about a flask? Oh and of course the obvious--- salt shakers!
salt shakers are genius! accessories for cats as well.
I was sitting there for a good 2 minutes trying to think of salt or cracker related accessories, lmao. Salt shakers with a lil cracker image that says "salty cracker." I might buy it
the booty shorts get produced once. We price them at $44,000. Go to facebook/twitter/google's algorithms and target only Michelle Obama and pay whatever it takes to make sure he sees that shit everyday.
This is the big kahuna. When it sells we'll know big mike is wearing our gear.