there's no telling. he probably won't even see this shit. but I hope he does. His merch is weak. I want a zippo, a challenge coin, a lapel pin, socks, a hoody, a shirt, and a pair of booty shorts with a banana hammock up front that say "Big Mike" on the booty
lmao the booty shirts are hilarious but who is the target audience for that one?!?! Lmao. Zippo is cool. How about a flask? Oh and of course the obvious--- salt shakers!
I was sitting there for a good 2 minutes trying to think of salt or cracker related accessories, lmao. Salt shakers with a lil cracker image that says "salty cracker." I might buy it
bathbombs shaped like salty cracker, bubblers, bowls, grinders, stuffed animals, funny decorative pillows, shit basic women hang on the walls that say live, laugh, love but salty it up and make it good, freedom scented salty cracker shaped air freshener to hang from rear view mirror of a car, window decals, bumper stickers, laptop stickers, salty army parking only sign, shit like that
the booty shorts get produced once. We price them at $44,000. Go to facebook/twitter/google's algorithms and target only Michelle Obama and pay whatever it takes to make sure he sees that shit everyday.
This is the big kahuna. When it sells we'll know big mike is wearing our gear.
there's no telling. he probably won't even see this shit. but I hope he does. His merch is weak. I want a zippo, a challenge coin, a lapel pin, socks, a hoody, a shirt, and a pair of booty shorts with a banana hammock up front that say "Big Mike" on the booty
lmao the booty shirts are hilarious but who is the target audience for that one?!?! Lmao. Zippo is cool. How about a flask? Oh and of course the obvious--- salt shakers!
salt shakers are genius! accessories for cats as well.
I was sitting there for a good 2 minutes trying to think of salt or cracker related accessories, lmao. Salt shakers with a lil cracker image that says "salty cracker." I might buy it
cat bowls, cat collars, cat harnesses, little stuffed animal Mr. and Mrs. Salty full of catnip, shit like that.
salty cracker shaped ceramic salt shakers. Mr. and Mrs. Salty.
bathbombs shaped like salty cracker, bubblers, bowls, grinders, stuffed animals, funny decorative pillows, shit basic women hang on the walls that say live, laugh, love but salty it up and make it good, freedom scented salty cracker shaped air freshener to hang from rear view mirror of a car, window decals, bumper stickers, laptop stickers, salty army parking only sign, shit like that
the booty shorts get produced once. We price them at $44,000. Go to facebook/twitter/google's algorithms and target only Michelle Obama and pay whatever it takes to make sure he sees that shit everyday.
This is the big kahuna. When it sells we'll know big mike is wearing our gear.