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posted ago by Roger-Q-Patriot ago by Roger-Q-Patriot +938 / -1

I love shit-posting and sharing memes on TDW and everything that goes with it...but I am officially done in 2021. This is taking too much of my time. I am struggling to keep up with my job plus everyday chores of cooking, cleaning, and maintaining my home so something has to give. I have decided to get rid of all my gear. Below is a list of what is available. Serious inquiries only, and please don't insult me with low-ball offers. Thanks for reading and understanding.

  1. Vacuum cleaner.
  2. Dustpan and broom set.
  3. Mop and bucket.
  4. Lawn Mower
  5. Leaf blower.
  6. Laundry detergent.
  7. Iron and ironing board. Anything helps for better computer equipment.
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deleted 44 points ago +45 / -1
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jpower 7 points ago +9 / -2

I don't get it

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seriously? You don’t get it?

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jpower 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol I do now. Think I was just memed out

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True-Grit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe you need to sell all your "stuff" like this poster wants to do and invest more time in thedonald.win

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FlamingButBased 1 point ago +3 / -2

Same 😩

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Nancypelosisoldliver 14 points ago +14 / -0

He made sit sound like he was quitting thedonald but then listed all his cleaning supplies for sale so he could reinvest into a better setup got browsing the Donald.

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YouthInAsia 28 points ago +29 / -1

keep your vacuum, because you suck ; )

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BloodyWolf 0 points ago +1 / -1

Cool username. Are you an expat in a foreign country or something?

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Slenderman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just click his name from portland

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BloodyWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just see prior posts. But I'm using a phone, so maybe it is different with desktop.

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YouthInAsia 0 points ago +1 / -1

Clearly phonetics is wasted on you. Say it out loud and you'll get the joke.

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BloodyWolf 0 points ago +1 / -1

Where's the "waste"? I didn't get it because I had no reason to suspect it. And I wasn't mocking the name: I think expats live interesting lives.

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Jaqen 21 points ago +21 / -0

Chuckles but the truth is, being hyper connected to the internet, even this awesome part of it, is ostensibly harmful to your health and humanity.

Try taking a one week break. See how you fare.

Edit: do not make this week the one you skip. Too important. But going forward, focus more on real life stuff, family, your spouse, children, domicile, projects and so on.

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Gotrek 11 points ago +12 / -1

I lol'd hard. Good job pede

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WU_HAN_FRU 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cleaning and maintenance are overrated anyway.

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FlamingButBased 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't get the joke.....yet! But I'll read this a few more times ☺️

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deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
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fishyPussy 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOLLLL

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T-Bear 2 points ago +3 / -1

Simply awesome. Have an updoot!

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nateyboy 2 points ago +3 / -1

do you think the vacuum cleaner hose would fit around a flesh light or maybe it's too narrow and won't work? asking for a friend.

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Randy_Bo_Bandy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Tree fiddy

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christosgnosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just need to learn to pace yourself - at least an hour break away a day

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deleted 1 point ago +2 / -1
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Crucial 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol dick 🤣🤣🤣

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Londonrain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha

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Mama_Bear_1975 1 point ago +2 / -1

Awesome

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Hellofren 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ahhhh got me

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MikeBravo 1 point ago +2 / -1

hahaha...fuckin' hilarious!

You are a genius among men

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entwickelnden 1 point ago +1 / -0

my sides. ya got me good. well done patriot.

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dissenter_track 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based

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rooftoptendie 1 point ago +2 / -1

o you bastard you got me good.

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MadMaxUSMC 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nice, you had me for a long time lol!

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deleted 1 point ago +2 / -1
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Trumps_legacy 1 point ago +1 / -0

gezzz had to read this twice

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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dindunufin2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll take the lawn mower

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2020isKAGtime 1 point ago +1 / -0

Will trade all 7 for one 9mm 124gr JHP. I think we both know you’ll be coming out on top with this deal.

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Konigpower 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, best laugh of th day so far. 👌🇺🇸🐸👍

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