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YGBSM99TFS89USAF 126 points ago +128 / -2

u got me - for a microsecond

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IamDEMONetIZED 52 points ago +54 / -2

thankfully the PENCE RESIGNS thing last night made me less naive tonight lol

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DaraLara 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's not a "heart attack." That's Covid!!! ;)

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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AmericanMan00 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lin Wood is protecting this republic, go back to your dirty communist hole.

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Can0_Wh00pass17 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dick winner

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ReticulatingSplines 5 points ago +7 / -2

I missed that. Link?

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ReticulatingSplines 0 points ago +1 / -1

People still fall for those? LOL

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jpower 4 points ago +5 / -1

It was lame

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IamDEMONetIZED 1 point ago +1 / -0

I missed that. Link?

Re: Pense Resighs - Regrets I can't find it now bc I didn't comment on it and it is no longer stickied.

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bubble_bursts [S] 6 points ago +8 / -2

I got pwnd.

Wow, havent heard that expression in more than a decade. Nostalgic!

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jpower 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lol yes because even if Trump was an outgoing president he'd hand nuclear launch codes over 17 days early lmao

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Canlog96 0 points ago +1 / -1

Honestly I should know better by now by somehow I keep falling for it

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bubble_bursts [S] 20 points ago +21 / -1
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bubble_bursts [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

Ah the good old days when the stupidest thing a kid does is fall for this. Nowadays its burning looting and murdering :(

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JonathanE 5 points ago +6 / -1

omg, the bit about 'how did you know my password was hunter2', 'I just pasted the *******' had me chuckling, thanks.

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bubble_bursts [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

Haha yeah, us older Pedes here lived through that age and thought thats the worse a younger generation could get. Sadly we were proven wrong lol

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Licensetomeme 6 points ago +7 / -1

No fucking way, hahahaha. This can’t be real. This is just comedy.

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fishyPussy 3 points ago +4 / -1

We are officially living in Clown World.

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bubble_bursts [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

That is how I knew that the whole story about the laptops being dropped off by Hunter was an elaborate troll. What better way to bring attention to the fact thet FBI sat on it for a year? Even when the lefties realise its a troll they cant really fight too much about it.

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UnidentifiedPa3 15 points ago +16 / -1

Goddamnit - this shit always gives me that little anxiety attack when I first read it. Bravo!

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bubble_bursts [S] 9 points ago +10 / -1

Sorry buddy, you can put your heart medication on my account.

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I_have_lady_parts 11 points ago +13 / -2

Y'all wanna get punched... this is how you get punched ❤😂

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lixa 10 points ago +11 / -1

Cool. I only stopped breathing for two seconds this time before my eyes fell onto shitpost.

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bubble_bursts [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

I honestly think the shitpost flair should be a few fonts smaller, for better effect lol

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lixa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nooo I’m already on mobile ha

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Teach4Trump 9 points ago +10 / -1

God Dang it son, you bamboozled the fuck out of me. Take your upvote and get on with in.

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bubble_bursts [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Its not everyday you get to fool a real Pede!

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NinjaPlease 6 points ago +7 / -1

Only launch codes he’s getting are the ones he’ll see on the instrument panel of the helicopter he’ll be riding in on the 7th

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bubble_bursts [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Its the code for the eject button on the helicopter

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Southern_Belle 0 points ago +1 / -1

Anyone remember when he pointed out the guy who was carrying the launch codes?

What a screw-up.

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Licensetomeme 4 points ago +5 / -1

That’s the kind of password you’d expect an idiot to put on his luggage.

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bubble_bursts [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

There are two origin references to this password, check elsewhere in the comments.

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Licensetomeme 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wait no. That’s not actually true, is it?!?!? Cuz lmfao.

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friedchicken 4 points ago +5 / -1

hunter2

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MAGAbeast2016 3 points ago +4 / -1

Overheard liberals suggesting openly that anyone who voted for Trump should be denied the vaccination against COVID-19. Let that sink in. What comes after that?

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bubble_bursts [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

Kinda win win

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Hanging_Chad 3 points ago +4 / -1

Please stop posting my password

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DZP1 3 points ago +4 / -1

Harris has already set the launch codes to something Biden can remember: 1234. However, the next day he'd forgotten them.

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bubble_bursts [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

If you want something he will remember it should be set to Xi

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DefKon1 2 points ago +3 / -1

LMAO!...Well done!🐸🇺🇸

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ubermk3 2 points ago +3 / -1

Nice try but we've all been conditioned to yawn upon seeing the words "BREAKING, HUGE, BOMBSHELL, BOOM".

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jperrin945 2 points ago +3 / -1

Haha almost threw my laptop. And now I can't go to my favorite laptop repair guy because he closed up shop

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bubble_bursts [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

And now I can't go to my favorite laptop repair guy because he closed up shop

Don't worry, I heard the FBI will take care of it. Might be a little delayed though ...

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Can0_Wh00pass17 2 points ago +2 / -0

1-2-3-4-5 ... That's the same code I have for my luggage!!

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Stanwyk74 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bastard!!

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bubble_bursts [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are welcome!

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bubble_bursts [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right? They targeted Flynn for 4 years for a conversation that was perfectly genuine, and yet Biden who did the actual crime they accused Flynn of, does it openly.

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DeplorableEsq 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was like "what????" then saw shitpost. Lolol

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Mainwar 1 point ago +1 / -0

I expected old cheat codes off of a PS2

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slaytherinos 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least the password wasn't Hunter12Niece

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jimboonie 1 point ago +1 / -0

These Shitposts are starting to cause me anguish I don’t need right now. I need focus on the 6th.

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +2 / -1

they updated the password to daddyboy69

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Commiessuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Give him a Speak-n-Spell and tell him it's the nuclear football

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bubble_bursts [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahaha

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SonofGadsden 1 point ago +2 / -1

At first I was like, what the fuck? But then I laughed. Well done sir. You get an upvote from me for your efforts.

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bubble_bursts [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

I mean, even if you give him the real code, as long as you dont tell him where the switch is, we are all good lol

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SonofGadsden 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah true lol

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm surprised it wasn't more creative like "bootyhunter69" or "crackhunter420" but I suppose you have to keep it simple when you've been on a meth bender for the better part of the last decade.

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DEPORT_DOOMERS 1 point ago +2 / -1

Why do mods keep stickying these gotcha memes

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bubble_bursts [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

What? MY first stickied post ??? Woohoo !!!

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TeeTee2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't believe it. It just did not register. But I had to see because nothing surprises me anymore!

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Jaunty_Haul 1 point ago +2 / -1

Eh, just remove the password. Everyone knows it anyway. Just slows things down.

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UkDeplorable 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah part of me wants this to actually happen to teach the Leftist morons a lesson about the person they love so much

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bubble_bursts [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

When someone said that Trump will have to take everyone to the brink of destruction before they wake up ... I was not sure how far he would have to go? What if the only way for people to wake up is to let Biden think he has the power and then see what he does? Too risky though

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reginaldvanjustice 0 points ago +1 / -1

What,s happening with the 2 million Chinese spies?

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AlinaBelle 0 points ago +1 / -1

Sh... ...

!

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AmazinKrackin 0 points ago +1 / -1

Don't be playing around this early in the morning. You got me. Cheers.

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voterID12345 0 points ago +1 / -1

🤦🏼‍♂️

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Maui_Boy 0 points ago +1 / -1

biden is dumb enough to nuke himself.

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bubble_bursts [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Love to watch this.

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VaPnut 0 points ago +1 / -1

Admin: George Bush Password: Newculear

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bubble_bursts [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember the first time we heard Bush say neucular an we all laughed. Now pretty much everyone in the government think thats the correct pronunciation and no one even bats an eye. You can see the gradual dumbification of the population in the name of "non-judgement".

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VaPnut 1 point ago +1 / -0

I say it that way to mock Bush and now it's a habit.

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ViolettFem 0 points ago +1 / -1

DO NOT EVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bubble_bursts [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Sorry fren, now here, have a cookie :)

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apchrkey 0 points ago +1 / -1

So the codes are 141071543? Noted.

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jdovejr 0 points ago +1 / -1

000000

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worldofsmut 0 points ago +1 / -1
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niconicoreeee 0 points ago +1 / -1

Holy shit that is the most secure password evar!!1!!1111

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Lrddiablo 0 points ago +1 / -1

The right have the best memes no contest lmfaoo

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LeftiesAreTheRacists 0 points ago +1 / -1

Smartest person Joe knows