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posted ago by FromSethWithLove ago by FromSethWithLove +191 / -1

And lost her sense of smell just in time for our dang puppy to have explosive diarrhea! Silver lining to the MoST dAnGeRoUs ViRus iN hIsTorY! 💩

It's shit post, but it is not shitpost

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BeOne420 8 points ago +9 / -1

Poop jokes aren’t my favorite but they are a solid number 2

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Honor+Duty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahahahahaha. Good one.

Half the people at my local hardware store were NOT wearing masks! Not sure if this is a local “fuck you, Covid” spot but it sure felt great to not be the only one in the store not wearing one.

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Ogcarvattack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Top kek

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sneaky428 4 points ago +4 / -0

My neighbors claim they have the Covid. Nothing but mass hysteria and brainwashing....its winter

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FromSethWithLove [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Make sure you get your flu shot" tho the flu has apparently been eradicated. You can't hardly find anyone with a test! I spoke with a hospital big wig who explained that we "weren't into the height of the flu season yet."

Buuulllshiiiit

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Ogcarvattack 4 points ago +4 / -0

I lose my smellies when ever I get the common cold. It used to really bum me out around Thanksgiving because I couldn't fast the food. Plus the test are worthless.

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Ogcarvattack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Usually is.

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Ogcarvattack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Turns out it was the lake water. Once I stopped living the lake life it all cleared up.

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lollergagger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get her some chicken soup, Dayquil and Sprite, the medicines of our culture.

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mbarnar 3 points ago +4 / -1

I just had the same thing happen, lost taste and smell. Probably have it, gotta get a test for work today.

My wife isn't complaining though cuz for the time being I change the poopy diapers lol

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cpaxirs 3 points ago +3 / -0

watched OAN story on COVID, incredible

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Grond999 2 points ago +2 / -0

vit D

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findthewarmspot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had Rona over Thanksgiving. Loss sense of smell. Most tasteless dinner ever, but not smelling your spouses farts is a benefit.

It’s 1/3, and my sense of smell is only 50% back. Fucking China flu. All food has to be super sweet, salty or spicy for me to taste it.

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FromSethWithLove [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I almost emptied my Frank's red hot sauce when I had it, and it was mostly for the sour vinegar. I think I kinda over did it, maybe ruined it for me for a bit

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maga_latina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Zinc. Her body has used up what was stored fighting the virus.

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FromSethWithLove [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

On it! Thank you

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AwakeAwareNow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dogs can get the coronavirus from humans. Keep pup away for a while

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givethismanacoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

My friend lost her sense of smell 8 months ago, hasn’t come back. Says all she smells and taste is rotting garbage.

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's just the flu.