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posted ago by RighterThanU ago by RighterThanU +50 / -0

Tell the mask police at the entrance to your favorite store “Oh I don’t need a mask anymore. I’ve had the vaccine”.

Then stand back and watch their internal programming error out.

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TheDonaldPede 9 points ago +9 / -0

My boss said that an employee stopped him at Kroger for not wearing a mask. The guy was like “we have masks over here sir” and my boss goes “what do you mean? I’m wearing a mask right now?” The employee says, “what?” My boss says, “yea I identify as a transgender that is wearing a mask.” Lmao The guy didn’t know what to say so my boss just kept pushing his cart to the checkout. Glorious

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NavyGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats awesome

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Sound_ManCO 3 points ago +3 / -0

I prefer to say that it is a felony to wear a mask while carrying a concealed weapon.

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ayyyyye😏

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COCOMOJOE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I needed to go inside my bank. i told them it was against my religious beliefs to ware one because they are supportive of genocide. then proceeded to tell them about labor camps and the Meyger Muslims in China.

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NavyGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

My wife hates it when I tell complete strangers about this stuff but I just can't stop dropping red pills. It has become a way of life for me.

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COCOMOJOE 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is the way.