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Ashley understands (media.patriots.win)          RALLY TIME!        
posted ago by dirtysanchez69 ago by dirtysanchez69 +6460 / -2
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RiverFenix 12 points ago +12 / -0

like 70% of icelanders believe in fairies, gnomes, hobbits etc..

SO... for all you know, the eople of Iceland, assembled in great numbers alongside a bunch of other shit you couldn't see (but the politicians could) and that's what got them to run scared.

Like invisible Groots.

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RiverFenix 5 points ago +5 / -0

No can do, fren.

I'm stuck just north of NY state. ;)

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RiverFenix 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup, Right between Alaska, Greenland. You're our beard, we're your hat.

When you guys take Greenland and complete the trifecta, we'll be fully protected and finally worth annexing.

My dream is to get American citizenship in the same way Hawaiians did - through peaceful acquiescence.

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DaraLara 5 points ago +6 / -1

RIDICULOUS, fairies, gnomes, hobbits, etc., are metaphors. That's the great divide between a mature culture and a developing one. "70%" of Americans do not understand irony, sarcasm and metaphor. Americans do, however, understand that the central heating can be turned on all day - not just an hour before bedtime from January to March 1! Same with hot water.

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure what you're getting at here; care to elaborate?

Being Canadian, I've had my furnace on for weeks.

Sure, I could live in an icebox all day and try to desperately warm up the bedroom before bed, but science tells me you actually sleep better when it's cooler outside of the covers than under them.

As for hot water, can't get enough of it.

And as for Icelanders and their 'metaphors', I don't get it.

http://www.bbc.com/travel/story/20181217-the-elusive-hidden-people-of-iceland

if 62% admit, the real number is much higher who believe.