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LawlfulEvil 19 points ago +19 / -0

Every human death that has ever occurred was caused by covid-19; it's just that we hadn't discovered the virus yet and thus kept mistakenly identifying causes of death as things like "gunshot wounds", "asphyxiation", "decapitation", or "old age".

We now understand that all of these poor, misdiagnosed people actually died from the magical super-virus, and they would have survived if only they had known to wear face masks! (with the possible exception of the decapitated people; it's not yet clear whether or not the face still has to be attached to the body in order for a face mask to protect that body from covid)

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xzibit_b 10 points ago +10 / -0

You forgot one of the most lethal causes of death in US history:

Having evidence that would lead to the indictment of Hillary Clinton

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1ValhallaJack 5 points ago +5 / -0

This ^ guy gets it. I suggested the same thing with the mystery deaths of 5 soon to be congressmen in the GOP. Check that bitchs' flight schedule