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Drinkup4 71 points ago +71 / -0

I think you meant to say your guns were destroyed in the fire.

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quantum_wetware 27 points ago +27 / -0

I inspected the damages for insurance claims, can confirm that the guns were indeed destroyed in the fire

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Cantshadowbanthemall 18 points ago +18 / -0

especially the scary looking ones

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SOGTOWN [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

lol... it took me a bit to catch on. Too much on my mind.

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Fuck_reddit34 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glad someone pointed that out.

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American-stormcloak 32 points ago +32 / -0

THE HORROR! THE HORROOOOOOR!

Seriously though, I'm sorry for your loss. But you managed to save man's best friend...and your dog, lol. I'm glad you all got out safely. May God bless you and help you in your time of need.

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SOGTOWN [S] 29 points ago +29 / -0

Made me literally laugh out loud... thanks for that! :)

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American-stormcloak 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm glad. I thought it was alittle...dark humor, for the situation and wasn't sure you'd get it. That's why this site is the tops. We can crack an off joke every now and then and still be well received. I hope everything works out bud. Your in my prayers.

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SOGTOWN [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

Dark humor is my specialty... the only way I can deal with what these commie libs are have done to our education system and our country.

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American-stormcloak 10 points ago +10 / -0

I see you too, are a connoisseur of fine humor. Same here. You took the thought right outta my mind.

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EUssr 1 point ago +1 / -0

I might be biased, but appreciation of dark humour seems to be a leading indicator of intelligence.

Hope you'll recover, God bless.

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OMBOMB 21 points ago +21 / -0

God Bless You

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SOGTOWN [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Thank you... may God bless you, all Americans and this glorious country before she is lost. Keep standing for the constitution and fighting for Trump for as long as does the same!

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SOGTOWN [S] 47 points ago +47 / -0

Daughter was unpacking from a trip and had piles of clothes around her room. Knocked a candle onto one of the piles... heard the commotion, ran downstairs and starting trying to put it out with a towel. Gave up the battle in 2 minutes to get everyone safe. I have good insurance, family is safe and Trump will be inaugurated on January 20th for his second term. All is good. ;)

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OneAmerican 7 points ago +7 / -0

But wise decision- family first. God Bless you all- do you have a donation page or something set up we can help with?

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SOGTOWN [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thank you, but no... we are business owners with good insurance. We’ll be fine. Make a donation to Trump on our behalf if you like! 🙏❤️🇺🇸

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AlcoholicRetard 7 points ago +7 / -0

All those guns and no fire extinguisher?

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Unapologetic 3 points ago +3 / -0

You sound calm and collected. I only hope that I could keep it together as well, should some tragedy befall me. God bless you.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you’re passing through Arkansas I have a spare Trump you’re welcome to, Fren! Also a place you can overnight. Although we’re a bit off the East-west interstate path up here in the corner.

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Donrising 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sorry your house burned down. Material things can be replaced eventually. Thank God for your life and the life of your family and the guns are safe! Wish I could help! Sending a prayer for better days to come.

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VapingTrumpsPiss 8 points ago +8 / -0

F in chat for the Trump cutout.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 4 points ago +4 / -0

F

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ColdBrewCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

F

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DeadOverRed 7 points ago +7 / -0

Those are pretty shotguns. Good thing there was time to go back for the kids! ;)

Seriously, hope you're okay and bounce back fast.

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Maggot 7 points ago +8 / -1

Pretty sure you lost your guns in the fire.

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Harper42190 7 points ago +7 / -0

Your guns were lost in the fire... sad

I think you mistyped that.

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SOGTOWN [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Took me a while to catch on... lol. Too much on my mind! 🤔🤣

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SwampSlayer39 6 points ago +6 / -0

The fire was after your dogs, guns, and family. The life-size Trump was just in the way.

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Humangarbage 5 points ago +5 / -0

Priorities are in order, I see

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slangin_paint 4 points ago +5 / -1

Its such a shame you lost all your guns in the fire

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never aim guns at Trump

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SOGTOWN [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought the same thing after I took the photo... however I prefer to see it as, he’s the only one I for whom I would lay my guns at his feet.

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Buckit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow I’m glad your family is safe!!! God bless you!

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Mudfalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did the golf clubs get saved? Looks like Taylor made m6

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SOGTOWN [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry, Pings... two months old. Lost. 😢 but will be replaced.

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ChargingLighthorse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sorry for your loss sir. Sounds like you are the finest example of family first, a great value of America and the west.

Such a shame such fine guns were lost forever to the flames.

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SpinShaitan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn. That's not cool at all! Hang in there pede. God won't send you anything you can't handle.

Hold the line.

Love those O/U's. Beautiful.

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TheBebop 3 points ago +3 / -0

BARREL CONTROL!

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HTTP_404 2 points ago +2 / -0

God bless and keep you safe!

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CrackerSmurf2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make sure to put that life size Trump on the insurance claim. 45 bucks is 45 bucks!

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OldLadyPedeForTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm so glad that you, your family and the dogs are safe! May God bless you and keep you safe in your travels. Thank you for going to DC to fight for those that are unable to go.

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SOGTOWN [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

🙏❤️🇺🇸

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RealWomenLoveTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saved my guns, dog and family.... in that order!!!

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JudahBenjamin 2 points ago +2 / -0

SALUTE, WINTER-SOLDIER!

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Congo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are all those AR-15s?

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SOGTOWN [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope... one Sig Sauer AR; one Mossberg 500 home defense shotgun and two Wetherby over/under shotguns for skeet and hunting. Pistols: Sig Sauer p226 Tac-Ops .40 cal, and two Smith & Wesson M&P 9mm conceal carries.

Also, one for me, my wife and each kid should the need arise. Ready if it does, pray that it doesn’t. 🙏🇺🇸🔫

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Okiedoked2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Edit *you lost all guns in that damn fire!

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SOGTOWN [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol... i know, right? ;)

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PaulieM91 1 point ago +1 / -0

that sucks man. but I hear on the 7th alot of mansions would be opening up. I suppose it wouldn't hurt anyone if we donated one to you.

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KAGMAGIC2020 1 point ago +2 / -1

Proof? Set up a donation page?

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SOGTOWN [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are good... send donations to Trump. 🙏

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think that word means what you think it means. Not sending your best.

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SOGTOWN [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol... may God bless you. 🙏❤️✝️🇺🇸