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TrumpIsMyKing 17 points ago +17 / -0

Wait I used to do this as a teenager.

Does that mean I am a fat worthless faggot bitch too? I don’t do it anymore, I swear!😭😭😭

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FuckTheOtherSide 13 points ago +13 / -0

That depends. Do you have a fat ass sibling that commits election fraud?

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TrumpIsMyKing 15 points ago +15 / -0

No, but my younger bro sibling left two days ago from WA State to be in DC on the 6th....while I have a business with 15 employees to run...god I’m a bitch. I’ve regretted every minute since he called and said last chance.

Forgive me pedes. I’m a bitch. I should probably be deported. What good is running a business if in two years I have to business to run and am standing in a bread line?

He will likely never see this, but my bro is a based pede patriot. And I love him for it

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HeIsVigo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not a bitch to be responsible. Your brother is there and you support him. Every army needs an even larger army of logistics and support.

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TrumpIsMyKing 10 points ago +10 / -0

All joking aside, I am jealous of him. We live in a blue area...I’ve never been in a crowd of pedes before. No candidate ever campaigns here and I wasn’t smart enough to travel to a rally. I feel like I massively missed out

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FuckTheOtherSide 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I lived on the east coast, I'd find a way to get there. I'm down in the Bay Area unfortunately.

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TrumpIsMyKing 5 points ago +5 / -0

I live just north of Portland in WA state. I think I can relate. If my wife’s whole family didn’t live here, I’d already have relocated to TX