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1984-AnimalFarm-2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me: “ So what’s a beautiful girl like you doing in a swamp like this?”

Her: “ Saving America.”

Me: “ ❤️

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HumasTaint 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I was in the Army I used that line a few times, ended up banging quite a few strippers.

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PApatriotforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG I'd totally be lying if I said this hadn't crossed my mind.

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FUJIMO_1977 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I knew it! Condoms be scarce the 5th.

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chat2scotty 1 point ago +1 / -0

New baby boom. Sweet

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FUJIMO_1977 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe the long game, back up, back up plan was in 18 years 9 months.. millions and millions and millions of Trumplicans come of age

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1984-AnimalFarm-2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

All blonde haired and tanned.