48 $7,000,000 to make a Analprint reading toilet (Possible CIA assassination device?) (twitter.com) posted 103 days ago by BewareOfThePug 103 days ago by BewareOfThePug +50 / -2 23 comments share 23 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (23) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 103 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – BewareOfThePug [S] 3 points 103 days ago +3 / -0 Yeah but the government does. So you need to pay for it. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – deleted 3 points 103 days ago +3 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – BewareOfThePug [S] 3 points 103 days ago +3 / -0 Infact the toilet could punish/kill your non-compliant ass anyway. Non-taxpayer detected: Select: Electric shock, Poison needle, Acid spray, Explosive. _ permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 103 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – BewareOfThePug [S] 1 point 103 days ago +1 / -0 Then you would need help to get to the toilet, so they would know who you were. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Donella20Trumpella 1 point 102 days ago +1 / -0 Help, I’ve fallen and can’t get up. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 103 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – becky21k1 3 points 103 days ago +3 / -0 They'll be able to tell your sexuality, too, by who smiles for the camera permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – BewareOfThePug [S] 1 point 102 days ago +1 / -0 and the gaping size of the print permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – menchelke 3 points 103 days ago +3 / -0 The victim died by asphyxiation. This was the only print we found! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – BewareOfThePug [S] 1 point 103 days ago +1 / -0 Was the print lifted from his face? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – E-dantes 3 points 103 days ago +3 / -0 When these are installed everywhere, I'll be eating chili and tacobell, and only shitting at police stations and courthouses permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Mega_MAGA 3 points 103 days ago +3 / -0 How else we going to know who didn't flush? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – BewareOfThePug [S] 1 point 103 days ago +1 / -0 I wonder if it detects floaties. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Five_Star_Amenities 2 points 103 days ago +2 / -0 It's bad enough they're taking my picture while driving through the red light. Now they want to take a picture of my anus. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – BewareOfThePug [S] 1 point 103 days ago +1 / -0 Its for when you moon out the window. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Five_Star_Amenities 2 points 103 days ago +2 / -0 I'm not sure I have the driving skill required to run the red light while simultaneously mooning the camera. I'll try though. Stand by. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – TheBeardsman 2 points 103 days ago +2 / -0 I will destroy every toilet-cam I come across, and I'll feel like I made the world a slightly less shitty place afterward. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – AngeredKabar 2 points 103 days ago +2 / -0 Wasn't this some sort of joke product on an Adult Swim show? permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Pickinpox 2 points 102 days ago +2 / -0 Operation : Starfish_Scanner permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – HumasTaint 1 point 103 days ago +2 / -1 Only one taking an Analprint from me is gonna be my sister! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 103 days ago +1 / -0
Yeah but the government does.
So you need to pay for it.
Infact the toilet could punish/kill your non-compliant ass anyway.
Non-taxpayer detected:
Select: Electric shock, Poison needle, Acid spray, Explosive.
Then you would need help to get to the toilet, so they would know who you were.
Help, I’ve fallen and can’t get up.
They'll be able to tell your sexuality, too, by who smiles for the camera
and the gaping size of the print
The victim died by asphyxiation. This was the only print we found!
Was the print lifted from his face?
When these are installed everywhere, I'll be eating chili and tacobell, and only shitting at police stations and courthouses
How else we going to know who didn't flush?
I wonder if it detects floaties.
It's bad enough they're taking my picture while driving through the red light. Now they want to take a picture of my anus.
Its for when you moon out the window.
I'm not sure I have the driving skill required to run the red light while simultaneously mooning the camera. I'll try though. Stand by.
I will destroy every toilet-cam I come across, and I'll feel like I made the world a slightly less shitty place afterward.
Wasn't this some sort of joke product on an Adult Swim show?
Operation : Starfish_Scanner
Only one taking an Analprint from me is gonna be my sister!