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Bravo1 13 points ago +13 / -0

Goddammit Maverick!

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Michelles_penis1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Due to wu-flu, now flying cargo planes full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.

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Bravo1 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO!

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LiTe 5 points ago +5 / -0

uh oh

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OneAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Needs of the Navy. They will buck up, but tough for the crew to deal with after being told they were scheduled to retun home. Sending signal to specific and other rogue nations to think twice right now...

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Jamesben 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump should order another carrier task force to the Gulf. Double trouble - two carrier air wings, put them in the air 24/7. Move Defcon up a notch. Why not?

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King_Boobus_Toobus 4 points ago +4 / -0

GEOTUS was moved out of Mar-a-Lago because there was information of an Iranian backed assassination plot in Florida.

You done fucked up now Ay-Ay Aya tolla!

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NihilistCaregiver 3 points ago +3 / -0

why is this breaking?

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SickIcarus 6 points ago +6 / -0

She misspelled ‘braking’ - as in, the aircraft carrier had to slow suddenly to make a u-turn.

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TheBestIsYetToCum 3 points ago +3 / -0

yikes

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here2red 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can I see an aircraft carrier make a u-turn?

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0