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TheGreatReset 76 points ago +77 / -1

I've been telling pedes this for years. Hallejujah eyes are finally opening

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bluedevilga 47 points ago +48 / -1

I always wonder why they didn't make Barack the women and keep Big Mike as the man

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Hker 27 points ago +27 / -0

So that the people can have a not only gay, but a queer president

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YourMamma57 19 points ago +19 / -0

I confirmed this tonight with Joan Rivers on my Ouija board

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 45 points ago +45 / -0

Loaned? Traded? Sold? Who can say? Resemblance is uncanny.

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AH1F 41 points ago +42 / -1

Holy shit if that is true.....lol

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TheGreatReset 43 points ago +44 / -1

If true? You think Big Mike had these kids? Shake your head pede. You are in the matrix.

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AH1F 26 points ago +26 / -0

lol.....damn near pissed myself laughing. Guess I need to order the Depends.....

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BidenHunter 34 points ago +34 / -0

"Michelle" birthed them "at home," hence no hospital records. That's been their story since people started asking in 2008.

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raver9876 27 points ago +27 / -0

It’s not a joke.

There are no existing photos of a pregnant Michelle Obama.

Now is Michelle really a man I don’t know but it’s likely that she was infertile.

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Better get several boxes if you plan to be here frequently😂😂😂

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AH1F 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol......it’s hell getting old my friend:)

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Po0P_doLLa 25 points ago +26 / -1

Oldest looks EXACTLY like her dad

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BidenHunter 14 points ago +14 / -0

And youngest like her mom.

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Southern_Belle 8 points ago +9 / -1

She also looks like she may have been, um, switched.

In addition, she was in photos with Hunter, allegedly.

Wearing black lingerie.

They pimped her out. Harvey Weinstein, Hunter Biden, and who knows who else.

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CovidToes 19 points ago +19 / -0

That last photo doctored? Or is she cross-eyed as fuck?

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RexCollumSilvarum 17 points ago +17 / -0

She might be partially blind. I am, and I have that kind of eye; it sort of goes wherever it wants because it's not focusing on anything in front of it.

I'm the first one mocking Barry for being a corrupt empty-suit traitor and Michelle for possibly being a man, but I give young Miss Nesbitt a pass for any eyesight problems she might have.

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Electricutie 5 points ago +5 / -0

In all honesty it just looks like she's focusing on something right in front of her (like her sister's teeth or nose or something) and isn't that what eyes do when you stare at a single close-up point?

Or am I insane?

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chickyrogue 17 points ago +17 / -0

nesbitts ....cabrini green housing

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Chuckwagon 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hunter has some obuma time with Malia and pics to prove it.

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Netupsar 11 points ago +18 / -7

they all Riggers to me.

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Scomo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Mom could do with some jogging

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ChrisSuperDude 4 points ago +4 / -0

It just occurred to me that Big Mike's whole 'healthy school lunch' program was the federal government version of my 450 lb gym teacher telling us to run laps.

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pedoguy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Nah, just unattractive black people.

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HonestBobbin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would you degrade noble oil & event site setup professionals. Riggers can be awesome. These guys just look like piggers to me.

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SwampView 7 points ago +7 / -0

Uncanny resemblance

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empiretc 7 points ago +7 / -0

this is as close as anyone is going to get to seeing a picture of moochelle pregnant.

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somedickinohio 7 points ago +7 / -0

Someone follow em around and get some DNA samples(drinks/food etc). Could be true. Access to birth records could help determine if Big Mike is a tranny.

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Londonrain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Big mike already admitted that he didn’t have the kids. Claiming in vitro fertilization. That’s totally not their kids.

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NukeTheNarrative 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the most insane theory. But looking at those photos how could it NOT be true? Those two girls are like direct duplicates of their real parents!!!

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WhiteTrashJesus 5 points ago +6 / -1

Who in the fuck would willfully allow those demons anywhere near their kids

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BadManOrange 7 points ago +7 / -0

They were apparently very tight with the Obamas for many years. Likely got tons of money. We know what the elites do with children anyway.

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Mintap 5 points ago +5 / -0

How do you example the childhood photos of Big Mike?

e.g.: https://people.com/politics/michelle-obama-childhood-photo-memoir-becoming/

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BidenHunter 8 points ago +8 / -0

Who "uncovers" their own childhood photos when they're in their 50s? No way can I be convinced the "uncovered" photos are legit, when Michael's husband's birth certificate isn't even legit. These people are sick.

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NukeTheNarrative 5 points ago +5 / -0

What if she was born a female, had transition surgery to become a "man" upon teaching adulthood, and was all jacked up on testosterone, and THAT is the "secret"?

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Eris 3 points ago +3 / -0

Interesting theory, she does look much less muscular in the pictures where the children were young.. Now she is freaking ripped and her biceps as huge. .which would be much easier to achieve with testosterone injections~

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NukeTheNarrative 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe it's the secret that was required by their handlers. The secret that ensured the complete obedience from the Obama's?

Deep state handler: "Barack, Michelle, good got good news and bad news. 1st, we're gonna make you president and first lady.

Michelle: But Barak is gay, everyone knows that!

Deep state handler: Yeah, that's the second issue, Michelle, you're gonna be a man!

Michelle: But if the American people knew that they would never support us!

Deep state: Do what we say and they will never know. Get it?

Michelle: Got it.

Barak (licking his lips): Good

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pepperonipizzaparty 2 points ago +2 / -0

If there is only one photo, it could be doctored

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Undying 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are no pictures of Michelle being pregnant.

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Big one is surely Jeffery Blackstein's offspring, the little one was born with a thick Haitian accent.

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philnmdg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big news if true

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BadManOrange 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not really news. People have been talking about this for a LONG LONG time.

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Scroon 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's crazy that this used to be fringe conspiracy stuff, but now here we are, and everyone's like, yup, those aren't their kids.

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philnmdg 1 point ago +1 / -0

It moves from a conspiracy theory to truth

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PatrioticPAPede77 3 points ago +3 / -0

They didn't come from Big Mike's seed?

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Registered 3 points ago +5 / -2

THIS SHIT DOES NOT MATTER!! KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE TARGET!

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GoldenStateCrusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's always a loan when you are involved in human trafficking... they have that pesky tendency of dying eventually.

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Haysie95 2 points ago +2 / -0

Malia looks like a female version of this guy

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DrinkMoreLibTears 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've heard the rumors that Michelle is actually Mike, but where do we get the girls' parents from?

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fuckallcommunists22 2 points ago +2 / -0

And so they could let hunter bang them

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

i like to joke about big mike as much as the next pede, but i am not fully convinced michelle is a man. she could be one of those manly women like the williams sisters. i don’t know and wouldn’t be able to find out. but the obama girls, based on what i have seen in pictures, they are definitely not obama or big mike’s kids at all.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree.... Barrack could pass as a faggot woman though.

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

he can pass as a faggot anything. faggot pencil, faggot snowman, faggot air purifier. i am just looking around my room realizing how many faggoty obama looking things i have.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obama puts the FAG in faggot

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

i thought big mike did that. barry always seemed like a catcher to me.

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Williams sisters are actually the Williams brothers.

They've been doing this a long time.

Yes, Serena is a DUDE!!!

Amazon's AI kept "mis-labeling" Serena and Michelle as men.

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

eh, i have heard that too. it isn’t hard to believe. they are disturbingly mannish and i have always wondered. but i have no way of confirming and have no interest in bedding any of these ‘ladies’ to find out.

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suitcasegate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ugly is ugly

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iLDT 1 point ago +1 / -0

True.

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HonestBobbin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who are those adults that sold their children into slavery? Do we have names?

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wesraue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea, Michell is packing. That is why he/she walks funny. Barry takes it up the wazu.

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Emperorvoid 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone ever produce a pregnant pic of Michael?

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Bidencrimefamily911 1 point ago +1 / -0

I get it, michelle obama is black and barracks wife so we dont like her. But why the deep larping over fake kids i dont get it

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pedoguy 1 point ago +2 / -1

Will leftists are racist so...checks out.

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jager 0 points ago +2 / -2

Hunter banged them both. Pix on the laptop. Bannon says "come for the porn stay for the compomise."

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KGB82 -4 points ago +2 / -6

You know, if you cut the shit about michelle being a man, people might pay attention.

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Scroon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you not see Michelle's manmeat flopping on Ellen?

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NerBolanski 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Left posted a picture of Trump on a pike and People still followed them. I don't think Worshipping Michael Obama would put us in the good books of the Left.

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NerBolanski 1 point ago +1 / -0

u/KGB82 is acting like a cuck.