PEDES TRYING TO GO TO SLEEP BUT CONSIDERING PRESSING “NEW” ON YE OLDE TD.W
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I have to set an alarm that requires me to walk across the room to shut off in order to get myself to peel away from 'New' at night so I go to bed.
My husband has to take the phone away from me every night.
I leave it in living room in order for me to go sleep without insane political dreams or refreshing new every hour
Big Mike to the rescue
Do you have to wear a neck brace? I can imagine big Mike's thunder stick can cause some serious whiplash.
Hahahaaaa Love it
2? two? u/2/ ? The Real Slim Shady doesn't forget his password 😂
How can I find a woman like this ⬆️?
Church, Republican clubs, gun ranges, DC on Jan 6th, TDW, DJT rallies?
Just a thought
Church for sure. That is, if you are Christian. I met my wife on Christianmingle.com a decade ago.
Gun ranges....
Go to Target. The gender ratio is amazing. Target is pricey enough so you know she has a job, bit she still wants to budget. Most importantly it isn't a socialist shithole like bag shaming whole foods where chunky milk is ok because a tranny milked it
Target still allows dudes into womens' changing areas and toilets though if they "feel like a woman" that hour....
Have you ever shit in a starbucks? You get an entire room to yourself and get to walk out for free
Bless you!
This thread makes me feel normal.
Bahahhahahah! Yup
🤗♥
I tried that across the room shit. I just got used to sleeping with loud noise. Good thing my morning poop always wakes me up naturally now.
Username checks out.
LOL!
lol
Daaaaamn...
Next time you watch Office Space, know that the guy who plays Joanna's boss at Chotchkie's, is Mike Judge in a wig, glasses and fake 'stache but he's credited as "William King."
"Hey Laurence, has anyone ever told you to stay home to stop the spread?"
"Hell no brother, I bet you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that."
The great Diedrich Bader. His role as Rex Kwon Do in "Napoleon Dynamite" is nearly as legendary as his portrayal of Lewis in "Office Space!"
Personally, I knew him more for his voice acting roles. Mainly because being a zoomer, he was the main person to voice Batman for me growing up, but my personal favorite was his Grim Adventures character Hoss Delgado.
Omg I remember Hoss Delgado lol
Man that show was the shit. Remember the one where they bake all the cookies? For some reason that always stood out as extra funny to me. Don't remember why.
They taste like my cat!!
Lol that dude was awesome
Ya learn something new everyday
I heard that another season of Beavis & Butt-Head is coming, but it's going to be on Comedy Central instead of MTV.
After taking a 13+ year break the show did return in 2011 for one season. It was pretty good and at its natural form. Disappointing it didnt stick.
I know. It was hilarious. But apparently MTV wasn't interested in buying another season even though Mike Judge was willing to keep making more episodes.
The problem is, MTV is the DNC brainwashing network for dumb teens... and Mike Judge makes shows that warn against that shit. That's gotta be the reason they canned Beavis and Butthead the second time, because people liked it and it exposed liberals, hollywood, and leftism for the disease that it is.
This! At first, MTV was all-in for Beavis & Butthead because on the surface, they encouraged dumbness and irresponsible self-centered misbehavior. MTV "News" even got a trailer-park fire out of it, blaming the fire on kids imitating the show (rather than the parent who let the kids play with lighters.)
>But then
They realized Mike Judge is a Patriot from Texas, the kind of guy who does occasional interviews with InfoWars. Problematic! The show actually does some smart social commentary on the sly, so it had to go.
Astute analysis.
Thank you! <3 <3 <3 Here's a link to one of his InfoWars interviews. (40 mins) It's worth a watch for any Mike Judge/Beavis & Butthead fan, one of the more in-depth interviews I've seen with him.
So then he creates one of the best cartoons of all time again in King of The Hill, glorifying the lifestyle of said Patriot from Texas.
True story! And once again, on the surface it seem to be the typical Hollywood "product" that unflatteringly portrays rural/working-man stereotypes. But as always, Mr. Judge sneaks in smart social commentary and Red Pills.
Another fun case in point: Around the 28:00 mark of this InfoWars interview he discusses the production of "Office Space" and "Idiocracy," with the Fox movie studio meddling in those movies/refusing to promote "Idiocracy" due to the Red Pills and thought-provoking content. (The world "Idiocracy" is set in very much illustrates the end-game of a shallow-minded group-think consumer-culture Socialist Utopia, and Fox didn't want to give their viewers too much of a preview of their plans.) As Mr. Judge says, he is already seeing aspects of "Idiocracy" in real-life that did not take 500 years of de-evolution to "achieve."
Can a reboot of beavis and butthead in the 2020's possibly be good?
Oh yeah. They are making new episodes for 2021! Check out this trailer from the summer with B&B reacting to the 2020 Covid world:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6reartm5Uw
Mike Judge is a pretty solid writer and director. I have faith in him.
And according to people, they finally scored and are parents now. I hope they plan on shitting all over today's "clown world" culture.
Beavis and Butthead as parents. xD Oh my god.
LOL!
>They scored
Words. Huh huh, huh huh.
They revived it about 10 years ago on MTV. It was mediocre.
I liked that season. It wasn't as good as the old season, but it had some good moments.
Like when they walked into a tech support office and found Hamid. Beavis goes "Hello, I am Hamid, I am Chinese." I thought that was hilarious.
And when they found ways to pull up porn on the computers there lol.
It did have its moments. I just think it failed to live up to the magic of the original run.
Maybe my expectations were too high... or my tastes matured.
I agree with this statement. I have all of the Mike Judge Collections and the older ones are just outstanding. New ones aren't bad, but they don't live up to the old ones for sure.
Mike is bringing another new season of B&B back for 2021 - trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6reartm5Uw
OMG are you watching me??
I gotta tape over the camera and microphone on my IPad.....lol
I've had a piece of electrical tape over mic and camera since 2009.
lol.....I’m old and slow
Yes
This is worse than my WoW addiction 15 years ago
Might want to keep that to yourself, fellow humanoid
That game went hard in vanilla. It has incredible staying power.
I tried WoW once, for like 7years.
Damn it......you nailed it. The fucking snakebite shots aren’t even helping anymore:)
New can be fun at times, other times it feels like a chore.
I find one last meme and then laugh into a rag soaked in chloroform
Covholio. I need tp for my bunghole.
WEAR A MASK!!
Whoa, that was cool.
Shut up, buttmunch
Hehe fire’s cool 🔥 👈🏻me on the 6th
All day, I can’t even sleep waiting for 1/6 man
Melatonin and or magnesium malate help me sleep
It’s happening. It was always going to happen. There is no other way.
Same here!!
Ever damn time
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I do this constantly every night 😂
Yes.
That is why you buy the new SawStop mouse. Guarantees finger is not severed. It might be a bad cut but you still have your finger attached.
My husband gets onto me every day about the amount of time I spend on here lol. I've literally fallen asleep more than once next to my open laptop because I can't stop refreshing lol
It's so addicting. I was in the dark for so long. Like I knew there was corruption, but I had no idea it was to this level. It's horrifying. I now can't look away.
I was wearing knit gloves and my table saw blade caught a frayed strand and pulled my thumb in for an awesome mutilation causing my thumb to bloom like flower. I cringed.
Yeeeeeeaaahhhh....it’s hard to sleep right now.
For those going to DC - Please sleep!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Always sort by new!!
Dammit. Guilty.
Every damn night!!!!
Dude I feel this
I poop too much. Then I get tired.
Is it time to start checking New again?
it always has been 🔫
😂😲🇺🇸🦅
I wake up every 2 hours to check New and Rising
I keep taking bites of the shit sandwich (new) in hopes of finding a diamond. I can’t help myself.
Set a dns block starting at midnight until 6am for tdw.
I haven’t hosed myself since.
sleep like a rock..
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As someone doing this very thing right now, this is SO ACCURATE!
I can’t help myself, every single night!!!🇺🇸❤️
LOL, take my upvote you bastard!
Thanks, fren!
Thats me right now.. thats me every night.
I just did, and I clicked ON YOU! And it's past my bedtime, and I'm commenting again. Damn your eyes, OP!
For some reason this freaked me the fuck out. Cut a finger off on a tablesaw 29 years ago. Never had problems, never had flashbacks, don't really even think about it anymore. Then I saw this. Lol, for some reason I had an entire body goosebump and sort of froze for a minute. Weird.
Damn. Sorry. No trigger warning on TD.W. 🤷🏻♂️😉
YE OLDE!! LOVE IT!!!
I feel ashamed of how accuate this is
This wins the interwebtubes tonight.
this is relevant cuz I've watched Beavis and Butthead Do America several times over the last few days. Meeteetse!
Working swing shift and I'm on my night rotation. Everything is running fine here, so thanks for the company and fresh memes!
Damnit, Beavis...
I frequently and vigorously masturbate to 'new'
Well.at least I'm in good company eh :)
b-b-b-b-BUNG---HOLE!
Settle down, Beavis.
Last two weeks: I press on "NEW" more than I ever have.